Aries:Plankton// "F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survival!"
Taurus:Mr. Krabs// "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells... smelly."
Gemini:Spongebob// "Well, it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly."
Cancer:Mr. Krabs// "I didn't want to tell you infront of Patrick... but that hat makes you look like a girl." Spongebob// *googily eyes* "Am I a pretty girl?"
Leo:Patrick// *talking to a fire hydrant* "Are you Squidward?" *long pause* "It's OK, you can take your time."
Virgo:Spongebob// "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!"
Libra:Spongebob// *shoelaces untied* "I'm ready-- *falls*-OOF. I'm ready--OOF. I'm ready--OOF."
Scorpio:Spongebob// "This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness."
Sagittarius:Spongebob// "You don't need a liscense to drive a sandwich."
Capricorn:Patrick// "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." *jumps into Spongebob's mouth*
Aquarius:Spongebob// "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
Pisces:Spongebob// "We don't need television. *forms rainbow with hands* Not as long as we have our imagination."
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Zodiac Scenerios and Stories
Short StoryEach of the 12 Zodiac signs will come together and have silly and (possibly) romantic stories, reactions, etc. will do all requests for short stories of reactions. ( i get most posts from tumblr but not the stories)
