The Signs on an airplane

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The signs are traveling to Hawaii together, and are getting ready to board the plane

Gemini: Yes! I cant wait to go to Hawaii! I really needed it because it was getting pretty  boring here.

Cancer: um.... well..... Im pretty excited too! im also nervous cuz what if the plane crashes or something? or something happens to our family?!

Aries: jeez, reLAX. we're only going to a different state, not a whole country or anything.

Leo: And anyways, if the plane IS gonna crash, i'll be there to save everyone because thats just me!

Aries: damn straight, im gonna save more people than you, Leo!

Leo: Nuh-uh!

Capricorn: you guys do know that if you guys are gonna have a "whos gonna save more people" competition the planes gonna have to crash right?

Aries and Leo: ..........

Sagittarius: Guys! the planes here! get your stuff ready!

The signs board the plane after the guards check their bags

Virgo: uh, guys? wheres Scorpio and Aries?

Aquarius: Turns out they brought guns and weed when the guards checked the bags

Libra: Dumbasses.....

Aries and Scorpio are arguing with the guards

Aries: h-hold it! i only brought the weed cuz it was a medicine for a family member in Hawaii!

Guard 1: kid, weed cant cure any sicknesses (correct me if im wrong)

Aries: Well godamn, at least i didnt bring a gun, right? *glares at Scorpio

Scorpio: fuckin snitch, it was only to take revenge on this girl who beat me in an online game. turns out she lives in Hawaii.

Guard 2: its only a game, no need to get revenge by killing her.

Scorpio: not her, i'll kill her boyfriend. besides, the winner of the game got $50,000.

Aries: well shit......

Aries and Scorpio finally turn in the items and take a seat

Pisces: um guys, was everything alright?

Scorpio:.........

Aries: i'll tell you all later

Taurus: Miss! when is it lunch time?

Flight Attendant: in about 2 hours

Capricorn: well, i guess we'll have to make use of ourselfs

Leo: I hope the plane crashes

Libra: What?!

Leo: n-nothing!

Sagittarius: ok......so who wants to play truth or dare?

Virgo: on an airplane?

Sag: who cares? as long as no ones got motion sickness we're totally fine

Cancer: *belches*

Scorpio: um..... i second that

Gemini: ok, i'll ask first! Pisces, truth or dare?

Pisces: er, dare?

Gemini: heheheh, ok i dare you to shout out to everyone in the plane "Y'ALL ARE YUMMY FUCKNUGGETS FROM MACDOLNALDS" and sit next to one random person after that.

Aries: the fuck bruh?

Taurus: looollllol do it nowww

Pisces: okok! i'll do it now

*does it

Pisces: *sits next to a little kid* hi... um ya this was a dare

5yrold kid: ?

all the signs: BWAHAAHHAHAHHHA

*returns to original seat

Pisces: please dont talk about this anymore

Leo: *still chuckling* ok 

Aqua: ok Pisces now you ask someone 

Pisces: um... Cancer! truth or dare

Cancer: T-truth! 

Pisces: tell us why you have motion sickness

Libra: what????? thats a lame question

Cancer: because.... i was born with it?

Capricorn: well, it must have came from your mother or father then. Did your mother have it? or your father? after you tell me i will check your temperature and then you will-

Virgo: Cap plz

Capricorn:..... fine. ok Cancer your turn

Cancer: Libra, truth or dare?

Libra: Truth!

Cancer: ...um.... confess your love!

Libra: hah! thats not so hard! 

Leo: then who is it?

Libra: its you, Leo!

Leo: m-me? really?

Scorpio: wheres your pride, Leo?

Everyone: LMAO

Leo: er, i mean of course its me! who else would it be?

Aquarius: it could be me

Gemini: Oooohhhh is someone a little jelly?

Aquarius: shut up two face!

Libra: okkkkk so Leo! truth or dare!

Leo: Dare ofc!

Libra: i dare you to tell everyone in this plane that you hope the plane crashes so you can save everyone!

Cancer: wait WHAT?!

Leo: h-hold on Cancer! i didnt mean that! besides Aries wanted to do it too!

Aries: I said IF the plane crashes, ass!

Cancer: LEO HOW DARE YOU

Taurus: oh hell naw

Capricorn: shit just got real

Virgo: Leo you better run!

Pisces: NOOO!

Leo: *runs and screams*

Libra: you still have to do the dare Leo!

In the end Cancer, the girl who everyone calls "weak" made Leo beg for mercy after he almost wanted to ruin Cancer's dreams. They all landed safely in Hawaii, and Cancer was so thankful that the plane didnt crash. (oh and Leo also did the dare, and was almost kicked out)



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