In this chapter im pointing out the stupid stereotypes and cliches of the signs according to Tumblr. (For fun!) so don't be discouraged at all. Whether you actually live up to the stereotype or not, I just want to say that it doesn't matter how you are, just also be yourself and don't change (unless it's for the better)!
Aries: hey neRD bet you don't got a basketball like I do oh what did ya say to me oi m8 imma beat the shit outta ya
Taurus: don't take this the wrong way but I was reaching for that pizza slice not to hug you lmfao sorry not sorry
Gemini: Y'ALL OKAY so I had this crazy dream that I had a triplet!!1!1! Can you imagine if I had a triplet and my triplet had a triplet?!?! man that's lit omg wait I'm having the uncontrollable urge to fuck someone up BRB
Cancer: *sobs* he loves me not, he loves me never, he hates me, he loathes me-
Leo: I should donate myself to charity, who wouldn't want a hunk of gold right here?
Virgo: I put my toothbrushes and disinfecting wipes in plastic Ziploc bags, idk its just OCD LOLLLOL
Libra: fuckign Becky just called me a slut, other than her i love everyone uwu
Scorpio: oooOOOOOOooh so mysterious and sexyy
Saggitarius: lets go on the wildest adventure ever! IN THE NIGHTCLUB!!1!1!!
Capricorn: I'd be dominating the world's top politicians but I'm currently late for macroeconomics class sooo...
Aquarius: guess who makes those crop circles ;)
Pisces: sighh I love daydreaming:3
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Zodiac Scenerios and Stories
Historia CortaEach of the 12 Zodiac signs will come together and have silly and (possibly) romantic stories, reactions, etc. will do all requests for short stories of reactions. ( i get most posts from tumblr but not the stories)
