Aquarius: GUYS LOOK OUT ITS A FUCKING SHARK
Libra: huh wha? a shark?
Cancer: L-libra theres a f-fin heading for u-us!
Aries:say what?
Pisces: everyone run for your lives!
*everybody runs except Gemini
Aries: what the hell are you doing man its a shark!
Gemini: and your running from it?
Aries: well i dont wanna die you know!
Gemini: if you say so *chuckles
Pisces: why are you laughing?
Gemini: y'all are dumbasses, its just a dolphin
Libra: a dolphin?
Cancer: *touches it* *dolphin makes clicking noises* awww its so cute
Aries: a dolphin?
Gemini: yeah, and you were running away from it *smirks*
Aries: *flips off*
Virgo:*shrieks* Oh my god! Capricorn, i found her!
Capricorn: found what?
Virgo: i found Delphie! (couldnt think of another name)
Gemini: Delphie?
Virgo:shes my pet dolphin who i lost 3 years ago!
Libra:you had a pet dolphin?niiiccee
Aries: your dolphin just ruined my reputation!
Capricorn: lmao
Pisces: haha, that was very fun!
everyone comes back to the shore and gets ready for the hula dancing festival (or whatever you wanna call it)
Sagittarius: ok everyone! while we're making the bonfire pick the person who you want to hula with!
Leo: do we have to hula dance
Taurus: im pretty sure hula dancing is only for girls
Virgo: how about we choose the hula dancers and the singers, and the cooks!
Sagittarius: ok fine lets do that
So the hula dancers were Pisces, Cancer, Libra, and Sagittarius, the singers were Aries, Leo, Virgo, and Taurus, and the cooks, or the ones who watched and made the food were Capricorn, Scorpio, Aquarius, and Gemini.
Gemini: i wanna be a hula dancer
Aquarius: you're a dude
Scorpio: well i wouldnt really mind seeing Gemini dance in a pair of coconut bras and a mini grass skirt
Gemini: thats not what i meant assholeee
Capricorn: all of you, just shut up and help me cook the hot dogs
Gemini: how come your not a dancer
Capricorn: why would i want to be? im not gonna wear those frilly costumes
Aquarius: true, you'll probably look horrible in those anyways
Capricorn: Excuse me?
Scorpio: never tell the truth to a girl, Aqua.
Gemini: mmm! hot dogs. *licks it seductively*
Capricorn: Why did i have to get stuck with you boys
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Scenerios and Stories
NouvellesEach of the 12 Zodiac signs will come together and have silly and (possibly) romantic stories, reactions, etc. will do all requests for short stories of reactions. ( i get most posts from tumblr but not the stories)
