Note: The canon chapter itself wasn't that long. So I was able to finish it today instead of tomorrow.
From now on, Zeus will remain in his younger form.
"That is so fucking hilarious! I can't believe my abstinent brother has another child! One that looks like a raptor in a suit and tried to kill his own half-sister!" Zeus chortled, clutching his sides.
Poseidon glared murderously at him. "Zeus, shut your fucking mouth before I chop you into pieces and scatter them all over Valhalla! How dare you laugh at me over this matter!"
"Poseidon, calm down!" Rhea shouted urgently, her voice sharp with authority.
But Zeus was undeterred, his grin widening as he continued to mock Poseidon. "Come on, brother! Share with the class how a virile god like yourself managed to spawn such a... unique child. I'm sure the rest of us would love to know your secrets! I bet you have even more children you're hiding from us!"
"Just be quiet, Zeus!" Hades barked, his tone equally annoyed.
"Shut up, Zeus!" Poseidon thundered, his expression furious. "I've had enough of you, you fucking trash! That abomination is not my son! I don't care what Chaos says—Percilla is the only one that's mine! So shut your damn trap before I kill you!"
"Are you sure about that?" Zeus teased, raising an eyebrow. "Because if that world is really anything like the myths, you may have more—"
"That's it! You're dead!" Poseidon roared, the restraint snapping like a taut line. Without another word, he lunged at Zeus, his fury exploding like a tsunami.
Poseidon tackled Zeus to the marble floor of the council room with a resounding crash that shook the very foundation of the building. The gods watching the chaos exchanged a mix of shocked and bewildered looks.
Adamas shook his head. I told you we should've gotten rid of Zeus together, he thought. Now look how you both end up!
"You two, stop fighting, will you!" Hera called, her voice stern. "We're supposed to be watching Percilla's life, not watching you two act like children!"
But neither god listened. Poseidon kept throwing punches at Zeus, while the latter continued laughing as he blocked the onslaught.
Expressionless, Rhea rose from her throne and calmly approached her two misbehaving sons.
A moment later, the two gods sat back on their thrones, each sporting a red bump on their head. Rhea returned to her seat without a word, the council room now dead silent except for the faint stifled chuckles of a few onlookers.
A completely new movie title appears on the screen:
Percy Jackson: The Sea Of Monsters
Poseidon raised a brow at the title.
"It seems the next movie will focus on your counterpart's domain, Poseidon," said Hades with a hint of amusement.
In response, his brother just grunted in annoyance.
The title changes again.
My Best Friend Shops For A Wedding Dress
Silence.
"Wait, is the next scene about Grover?" Artemis asked.
"Or maybe it's about that Anthony dude," added Indra.
Poseidon instantly felt angry. If that's the case, don't tell me he is buying a wedding dress for my daughter! He thought.
Apollo shook his head. "No, I agree with my sister. Percy said before that the satyr is her best friend. But why would he shop for a wedding dress?"

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The Sea Tyrant's Obsession (PJO x ROR) 18+ WTM/WTS Book 1
FanfictionInspired by Arsenic Blues by 11QueenSupreme11 and Young Gods by phoenix1770, but with my own plot. This is a mix of reactions (WTS/WTM) and story. What happens when Percilla "Percy" Jackson got kidnapped by an alternate version of her father Poseido...