Me: *harmlessly reading yaoi* Let's check wattpad!
*5 seconds later*
Me:... What? *flies away on a bagel uniform through ship space picking up fanfic stars* I GOT 2K VIEWS! AND I FEEL SO GOOD!
Italy: *has a cannon* When should I shoot Doitsu?
Germany: *grabs cannon* *shoots at me* NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR 2K VIEWS! *hands cannon back* And shoot it at England's food. It went wild again. Or you can just show it the bad end picture.
