I can fly???? Yeah!

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Warning swearing!!!?!
Warned you!

Me:I'm skipping school soooo

England:Go to school?

France:Oh hon

England: Get off!

Me:I BELIVE I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!

(AT SCHOOL!)

Classmate:Where's L?

Teacher: No I say that. Detention!

Classmate2:Hey look in the sky!

Classmate3:Is it a bird?

Classmate:Is it a plane?

Teacher:God dam no its Author!

Me:Weeeeee!!!!!!!! Oh crap I'm at school!

Class:Awesome!

Teacher:What?

Italy:PASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HGF:NO DUCHE ITS ME THIS WEEK!

Italy:Waaaaa its me!

Canada: Reallyu?

Class:Aghhh!!!!!

Classmate5:Hey look its bill cipher!

HGF:Um who?

Classmate5:Ohhhh. So your......…. EVEEKNE RUN!!!!!!

Me:Really? It's human!

teacher:Who are these things?

Me:That's rude. The blond with glasses is Canada the guy who said PASTA! Is Italy and the other blond head isssss

Class except CM4 random dude?

Classmate 4: No its FREDDY!

HGF:WHAT NOOOO!!! IT HUMAN GOLDEN FUCKIN FREDDY!

Class:No swearing!

Me:Your in Hetalia crack of course you can swear!

Class:#########$@"$%$#&%#2&%#

Ten million swear words later

Me:Everyone died!

England:Want a scone?

Me:No! Let your cute 2P out!

2PEngland:Want a cupcake?

Me:Yeeeeezzzzzzzz!

Universe: Dumbass.

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