Singing!!!! lalalallalalala Purple Guy!

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Me:*Sealand go get Canada,Italy and HGF for me*

Sealand:*obeys because he has to*

Canada: H-Hi.

Italy:Hi!

HGF:I know the plan-Il get the costumes *Dash's off*

Me:0-0 Um OK. You guys watch this.

Canada:I've already done it.

Italy:ARGH!! WHY IS THIS PURPLE GUY SO CREPPY!

Me:Omg u got his name. And feed you pousend birthday cake..

Canada: I could preVENT you from making snotty pound? :3

HGF:IM BACK! THEY ONLU HAD 2 GUYS SO CANADA WILL HAVE TO WEAR A GIRLONE!

Me:_:em

Italy:What the fuck!?!?kcuf eht tahW:ylatI

Me:0*0*turns of backwardsness**ssensdrawkcab to snrut*0*0

HGF:*puts on cosplay*

Italy:*puts on cosplay* I never agreed to this. *-*

Me:*puts on display* I look fan!

Canada:*puts on cosplay*

HGF:To the world meeting!

Me:Everyone hang your hair out!

All:*does as said by ME*

At the next world meeting. Where-

-_-

England:*fighting with France*

France:*killing England*

Germany: SHUT UP!

Romania: But only Iggy and F were doing something!

Hungary: Yes..... *prepares frying pan*

Austria:*doing nothing* o*0

Germany:-_- Where is Italy?

America:And that weird little-

HGF:*pops In to plug in music* Carry on!

All:Wtf

HGF:*pops out*

Hungary:The next person to walk in is going to GTE there head mashed in.

Me:I hope not! You might need a new set of pans!

All:Who are you?

HGF:AWWWW!!!! YEAH!!!!!

Hungary: 0*0 Who to choose!

Italy:*drags Canada in* Hello!

Germany: STARNGERS WHERE IS ITALY!

England: And bloddy Canada!

Me:I'm Author!

Italy:I'm Italy

Canada:I'm Canada

HGF:And I'm Your worst nightmare!

Romania:Meaning?

HGF:HGF.

Me:Its not....

Canada: Easy having yourself a good time.

Italy:Greasing up those bets and betters

HGF:Watching out they don't four-letter

Me:Fuck and kiss you not at the same time

Canada:Smells like somthing I've forgotten

Italy:Curled up died and now its rotten

HGF:I'm not a gangster tonight.

Me:Don't want to be the bad guy

Canada:Im just a loner baby

Italy:And now you've gotten in my way..

Me/HGF/Canada/Italy:I can't decide whether you should live or die! Oh you'll proberly go to heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why

My heart feels dead inside-

Germany:Stop!

Me:Here's a little story about-

England:You. Have.to.stop

Germany: Thanks. Now wtf were you singing and why are you all purple.

Me:A man named-

Romania:Mike!

Canada:He worked a job as-

America:Security

Sweden:He worked at night!.

Italy:I called him up with a little advice

Norway:About those bad robotic animals they don't play

Denmark: Nice!

Germany:You didn't answer my question!

Me:You ruined the pattern!

Canada:Tecnicaly we were at the end of it.

HGF:German man We were singing Purple man I can't deicdedressed as Purple Man and Purple Girl in Authors case. And let's ditch the rest of the telephones parts.

Twelve to six didn't seem so bad

Sealand:Til I learned of all the evils Freddy's had

All:*stares at Sealand then England*

England:*for fucks sake* They want to stuff my body in a faz bear suit

Me:*yeah!* Till my heart stops beating like a freshly fruit Yeah!

All:FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS!

HGF:Please let me survive five nights! *not*

All:FIVE NIGHTS AT

Me:HETALIA!

Belarus:Endless animatronic frights!

All:Five nights!

Russia:Dim lights

All:No sleep!

Canada:They creep :3

Itaky:PASTA HELP ME SURVIVE!

Me:SEE IM NOT THE ONKY ONE WHO HETALIAFIED IT!

You:*face palms* We might as well be

All:Hetalians on the moon!

Hope you didn't enjoy-

Me:*slaps BP* The songs is in the description!No in the media ':

No it I sent

Me:It will be- until then just search fnaf the musical. It's by Ihugueny.

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