Me:I've never posted a normal crack chapter recently....
Canada:We all noticed.
Italy: Do you want to make some pasta?
Me:_: To bust dying.
Romania: And exactly why?
England:_: Romi that was what I wanted to say.
Italy:GERMANYY! AUTHOR AND ENGLAND ARE MAKING ALIEN FAECES!
....ITALY WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!?!?
Germany: WTF ITALY.
Me:Romi can you gene to heaven?
Romania:No!
HGF:) Are you still upset about b-
Me:*crys* YES!!!! WHY YOU DO THIS!
*rolls eyes* Billy died.
America:Ohhhh..... *crys*
Me:*hugs Canada and Italy* Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheMeanAuthor:So do you want we to murder gold?
All:.....
HGF:Do WHAT!!!!
Me:CHARGE!!!!
You guys really murdered her.....
England:*revives her* Now write!
Me:Its called updating.