fuckgirl guide :: maloley

Twelve Rules

1. No strings attached -- just sex
You can never be in a relationship if you're a fuckgirl, shit never goes right

2. You cannot go back for seconds
If you go back to the same guy for than once, you fucked up. Even if the dick was too bomb, don't go back

3. Do not ever messed with the sensitive/clingy guys
They might cry when you end things and it's just pointless drama

4. Never stay the night
He might think that you two could possibly be something

5. Do not show your vulnerable side
First off, why are you showing weakness? The fuck?

6. You can't keep the same guy around more than a week
he'll get attached

7. If you start to catch feelings (which shouldn't happen) RUN!

8. Absolutely no labels (same as number one but just to be sure)

9. Do not have a change of heart of your heartless lifestyle
Just remember what he did

10. Try to keep a gap in between each guy you fuck over
You're a fuckgirl, not a hoe.

11. Do not go after the best friend
Again that's a hoe activity

12. Do not catch feelings for a fuckboy, do not even think about trying to get with them
Unless you wanna you're up for a little challenge