troubles at the grocery store

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Hey! So me and so_phantastic wrote this together! She was dan and i was phil! Enjoy!

Phil: ummm Dan?

Dan: what...

Phil: i kind of tripped and pushed down a girl... And her phone broke

Dan: PHIL. WTF WERE YOU DOING?! FFS

Phil: I was walking towards the cereal and I just tripped! She's yelling at me now :(

Dan: Do i need to come get you -_-

Phil: NO i'm fine im a big lion! I can do things myself

Dan: your the clumsiest person on the face of the earth. You sure you dont want me to save you from the satan lady?

Phil: dont be mean dan! And yes!

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Phil: uh oh

Dan: GOD PHIL WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME

Phil: i knocked over a big mans trolley on accident! Im sorry!

Dan: phil... Dont be sorry. But be careful jfc XD

Dan: did you apolozige?

Phil: ya i did but he said " go **** yourself" then i was kind of pushed...

Dan: OH OKAY NOW ITS ON. WHOS ASS DO I NEED TO KICK

Phil: DAN ITS OKAY.... Theres only a few scrapes and bruises

Dan: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY LITTLE LION

Phil: aww thats cute Dan <3

Dan: i know, but shut up, i love you, but shut up

Phil: i love you to now im heading home. Dont worry ill look both ways!

Dan: see you soon philly <3

********* two hours later*********

Phil: hey Dan...

Dan: hey!

Phil: we have a tiny problem.. Dont freak out ok?

Dan: WAT

Dan: phiilllll

Phil: im kind of in the hospital... STAY CALM

Dan: WHAT PHIL WHAT EXPLAIN

Phil: well you know when i said ill look both ways? Well after i sent that text i crossed the road and was hit by a car...

Dan: PHIL WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME IM COMING

Phil: I COULDN'T CALL YOU I WAS IN SURGERY!

Dan: WHAT THE HELL PHIL IM GETTING MY KEYS. HOLD ON PHILLY DX

Phil: im seriously okay... Just a broken leg... Some broken ribs and some internal bleeding in my stomach that was fixed with surgery! Im fine!

Dan: PHIL YOUR NOT OKAY IM COMING TO GET YOU.

Phil: while were in this situation... they dident catch the driver... It was a hit and run...

Dan: IS THIS SOME CRUEL JOKE

Phil: im feeling really dizzy Dan.. I think i might pass out... See you soon... Love you Danny <3

Dan: LOVE YOU TOO BUT GOOD GOD PHIL YOUR SCARING ME

Phil: I'm getting sent back into surgery... Somethings wrong... Love you <3

Dan: IM IN THE PARKING LOT

Phil: night Danny <3

Dan: night... Be safe... <3

*******five hours later*******

Phil: hello...

Dan: hey...

Phil: I'm out of surgery! I'm sorry dan I'm really really sorry. This is all my fault

Dan: did it go well? And no, its not your fault. Its the fault of the jerk who ran into you. Love you little lion

Phil: yes and no... I love you to bear

Dan: don't blame yourself over other peoples actions okay?

Phil: okay

Dan: <3

Phil: Dan you should go home get some sleep. Im going to be here for a couple of days.... <3

Dan: i dont want to leave you alone in the hospital...

Phil: Dan I'm more concerned about you! Go home get a shower and some sleep. Don't worry I got my laptop so we can Skype later after all these needles are out of me

Dan: im just really worried but okay. I trust you.

Phil: okay i promise we will skype later, love you bear <3

Dan: love you to lion <3

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