Phan Texts And Oneshots

love is in the air

Dan: you know I love you right lion?

Phil: not as much as I love you

Dan: I love you more

Phil: impossible I love you more than all the stars in the galaxy combined

Dan: I love you more than you love lion

Phil: I love you more than you love malteasers

Dan: yeah right I love you to the moon and back

Phil: I love you more than you love KAYNE WEST

Dan: wow I don't think so. I love Kanya west to much

Phil: even more than me?

Dan: never. Your my one and only.

Phil: wow. I never knew Dan Howell could be so romantic

Dan: stop being a sarcastic little twat

Phil: well you know love is in the air

Dan: damn it Phil why do you have to be so cheesy?

Phil : oh you think that was cheesy? Just wait

Dan: wait what?

Phil: your the straw to my berry

Dan: Phil...

Phil: I'll be your lion if you'll be my bear.

Dan: Phil stop it I'm blushing

Phil: oh really now?

Dan: what you on about?

Dan: get over here

Phil: got to find me first

Dan: god damn it Phil you child

Phil: come and find meeee

Dan: found you

Phil: put me down!!!

Dan: not until you kiss me

Phil: why are we still texting?

Dan: I don't know why haven't you kissed me yet ?

Phil: put me down

Dan: kiss me

Phil: gladly