Phan Texts And Oneshots

Food

Dan: phillllll

Phil: what daniel

Dan: can you make me some food

Phil: get your lazy butt up and make your own food

Dan: but my lazy butt is on tumblr

Phil: than starve

Dan: phiiiilllll

Phil: dont phillllllll me mister

Dan: fine no cuddles for you

Phil: fine with me

Dan: wait never mind come here

Phil: no

Dan: pleassssse

Phil: noooooo

Dan: please i love you

Phil: mmmm not gonna work danyul

Dan: i lovvvvvve yooouuuu

Phil: not gonna work

Dan: pleassse i just want cuddles

Phil: ugh fine only because i love you

Dan: see you soon ;)