Yoongi:
Alright.
I’ll deliver the snacks
myself
Room by room.
Like Santa.
But tired Santa.
Jimin:
Snack Claus!!
V:
Will you come down
the vent?
Yoongi:
Only if I get stuck
halfway and haunt
you forever
Rm:
Yoongi hyung, I want
the spicy chips pls
Jungkook:
Get me the chocopies
too... and maybe some
banana milk... if Y/N
picked it
Yoongi:
Don’t push your luck.
You’re still on thin ice,
Kook
Jhope:
Get me the strawberry
gummies
And maybe Y/N’s
forgiveness
Yoongi:
Gummies only.
Forgiveness sold out.
Jin:
Oh btw guys
Me and Y/N are
heading back to the
dorm first
😴
My part’s done
And she looked tired
so I offered
Jungkook:
WAIT WHAT
Jhope:
HUH??
V:
HYUNG TOOK HER
BACK??
Jimin:
That’s plot twist of the year
Jin hyung stealing Y/N for the finale
👏
I'm giving 5 star ⭐
V:
I'm giving 3 ⭐
I should be the protagonist
Rm:
Okay relax
It’s not a kidnapping
Yoongi:
She’s literally with him.
Calm yourselves.
Jin:
I even carried her
snacks like a gentleman
Unlike some people
Jungkook:
I could’ve carried them
too
If she just asked ME!!
Jhope:
Bro she doesn’t have to
ask you for everything
Jungkook:
Well maybe if I wasn’t
left in the dark all the
time
Yoongi:
Bro darkness has adopted
you
You don’t even flinch when
the lights go out anymore
Rm:
You do shower in the dark
That’s not normal
V:
He once told me the moon
“gets him”
Then cried to a whale
documentary
Jungkook:
IT WAS A DEEPLY
EMOTIONAL WHALE
Yoongi:
You are the whale,
Jungkook
Majestic, misunderstood,
slightly damp
Jin:
Okay but can we all
agree Yoongi deserves a
Grammy for this roast?
Jimin:
No no wait
He deserves a Grammy
and a Snickers
Rm:
And gummies
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Wrong number? || BTS
FanfictionIt is just a wrong number? Or it was a plan? Could this bring a nice day for Y/N? . . . Can't we at least be friend? - Jungkook . . . That's not right... - Y/N . . . You should learn to love yourself - Yoongi . . . I don't hate your music, I love y...
