Wrong number? || BTS

60. Second day concert

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The dorm was unusually peaceful that morning.

Well...

As peaceful as a house filled with BTS members could possibly be.

The sun had barely risen when Seokjin was already standing in the kitchen preparing breakfast. He moved around with practiced ease, occasionally checking the stove while humming softly to himself.

Across from him, Taehyung sat at the dining table with a bowl of fruit in front of him. Freshly showered and fully dressed, he looked far too energetic for someone who had gone to sleep only a few hours earlier.

"I'm telling you, hyung," Taehyung said excitedly between bites, "today's crowd is going to be even crazier than yesterday."

Seokjin hummed absentmindedly.

"Mm."

"The fan chants were so loud yesterday."

"Mm."

"I think today's gonna be louder."

"Mm."

Taehyung narrowed his eyes.

"Hyung." Seokjin flipped an egg. "Hm?"

"I'm excited."

"Good."

"Really excited."

"Even better."

Taehyung frowned.

"Why are you answering like an NPC?"

Seokjin slowly turned his head.

"Because you've told me you're excited fourteen times in the last ten minutes."

"It was only eleven." He paused, "Twelve? Yeah. Twelve."

Seokjin pointed his spatula at him.

"It was Thirteen."

Taehyung gasped.

"You counted?!"

"I counted because I was hoping you'd stop."

Meanwhile in the living room...

Jimin was halfway through another set of push-ups.

"Ninety-eight."

"Ninety-nine."

"One hundred!"

He collapsed dramatically onto the floor.

"I'm beautiful."

Namjoon looked up from his coffee.

"...What?"

"My abs."

"What about them?"

Jimin immediately lifted his shirt.

"Look."

Namjoon glanced over. Took one sip of coffee and then looked away.

"They're abs."

Jimin sat up.

"They're not just abs."

"They're literally abs."

Taehyung yelled from the dining table.

"Hyung, he showed me those abs three times yesterday."

"Because they're impressive."

"No, because you're annoying."

"Wow."

Jimin placed a hand over his heart. "My own members hate me."