Self Control

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*almost bashes head into wall but stops an instant before*
"Hey! What the heck do you think you're doing?!" ~mystery voice
"What the hell does it look like?! Who are you anyway?" ~brain
"Oh only the one thing keeping you from ruining your life and losing brain cells!" ~mystery voice
"Common sense? Didn't I throw you out last week?" ~brain
"No numb-nuts. I'm self control. And when did that happen? I've got to stop binge watching shows all the time... You're losing it!" ~ Self-Control
"Late! Already lost it. Seriously what have you been watching? Dr Who?" ~ brain
"Haha, very funny... *mutters - he's with Rose and she's my favorite, I can't stop now..* But seriously I can't let you do that. I have to stop you." ~ Self-blahblah you know who
"Oh really? And why is that?" ~brain
"Because if I don't, nobody else will. I mean look around you! We're alone. It's just you in this room and me in your head. Well technically you're just the brain but let's not further complicate things." ~ Self-Control
"What's the point in stopping me? Her? What are we calling who? Oh right, we're supposed to not further complicate things..." ~brain
"Well for one you're going to lose brain cells. You'll also regret it and it won't make anything any better. You might actually feel worse afterwards." ~Self-Control
"Geez what are you a therapist or something?" ~brain
"If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you would be twice as funny as you actually are." ~Self-Control
"I'm melting. Brain. Not. Function. Can't. Compute." ~brain
"Shut up and pay attention. No more head smashing okay? Or attempts at it." ~Self-Control
"As long as you keep your cleverness to yourself or only share it when I can brain properly, we have a deal." ~brain
"Great. Now if you'll excuse me, Rose needs to be rescued from some animatronic-like-manikins and the doctor needs to keep looking sexy as hell and maintain his fabulous hair." ~Self-Control
"Damn Whovians... *slowly creeps up behind them to watch together*" ~brain
"Oh just come sit next to me. You can enjoy the popcorn too and don't-" ~Self-Control
"Shhh! We must cherish Rose's screen time. And David's..." ~brain
*Self-Control nods in agreement and thus the binge begins*

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