Hiccstrid One-Shots

I'm Going To Kill You!!

"Hiccup!! When this is over! You'll be running for your life because I'm going to kill you! You did this to me!" Astrid screamed at her husband. She was laying on a bed in Gothi's hut, legs wide open.

She was just about to give birth to her baby. Hiccup's child. The villagers next heir and everyone's future.

But the pains that she went thought, made her scream and yell at him for no reason. She was just a big lump of hormones and birth syndromes.

Hiccup laughed. He was sitting beside her on the bed, holding her hand. "Gods, lighten up the grip...your breaking my hand..." Hiccup said softly to his wife.

"I'm giving birth to your child here and you want me to lighten up the grip?!" Astrid yelled at him. "Sorry...but at least a little?" Hiccup asked.

"Fine!"

"Come on, just one more push and it's over!" Valka said. "Alright..." Astrid said out of breath before she looked at Hiccup. "I hate you so much right now!" She yelled.

"Hiccup! Come over here! Quick! Look!" Valka said. Hiccup got over and right then, Astrid pushed. Hiccup watched with horrified eyes. And right when the baby came out...he fainted.

Baby crying was heard, echoing throughout the room. Nobody seemed to notice that Hiccup laid on the floor. Valka cleaned up the baby and stood up, walking over to Astrid. She gave her the baby. "Hiccup...come over here!" Valka said, sounding happy.

When there was no response, they looked up. Gothi stood in the middle of the room, looking down on the floor. Valka walked passed the bed and that's when she saw.

"What?" Astrid asked. Valka started to laugh and turned around to face her daughter-in-law. "He fainted..."

And when she said that, they bursted out laughing. Hiccup was the first Viking male to watch a birth. Normally, that was forbidden but since Astrid protested that she won't go through this without her husband, Gothi let him in.

Valka had given the baby to Astrid, wrapped up so it wouldn't freeze to death - since it was Snoggletog - and wouldn't get a cold or anything.

Valka then went over to Hiccup and tried to wake him up. Luckily, he woke up after a couple of tries. "What-what happened?" He asked, placing a hand on his head.

"You fainted after getting to see how a baby gets born..." She said in a mommy voice and helped him sit up.

Hiccup slowly stood up - with a bit of help - and looked around. "Where is Astrid? Is she alright? How's the baby? Is it alrig-"

"Woah! Take it easy Hiccup! They're fine..." Valka said and moved to reveal Astrid with a baby in her arms. Hiccup looked at his mother with a smile before slowly starting to walk towards the two in the bed. He sat down next to Astrid and laid his arm around her shoulders, pulling her against him. He looked down at the baby.

"Is it a boy or a girl?" Hiccup asked. "I don't know..." Astrid said. "Oh! How stupid of me! I forgot to tell you what it was. That is your son..." Valka said with a smile.

"It's a boy...just what you wanted..." Hiccup said. "You know what? It really doesn't care what it would have been because...I would love it equally..." Astrid said and looked up at Hiccup. He looked down at her with a smile before pressing a kiss on her lips.

After pulling away, Hiccup lifted his hand and brushed his thumb against the baby boys small forehead. The baby stirred in Astrid's arms and reached to stretch his arms. He then opened his eyes and looked up blearily at his parents.

Astrid let a teardrop or two fall. He had Hiccup's eyes. "He's got your eyes" Astrid said and raised her arms to press a kiss on the tiny forehead of her sons.