Thirty-Four: Ryan

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-God, that blows.-

Well, yeah it does, dude. Book characters are so dumb. Wow. Come on. You go after what you want.

Okay, I don't care. What I'm wondering is where those other weirdos; Cammie and what's- his- hair are. Probably making out. Actually probably not. Whatever.

I flipped over on my bed, waking up. I guess I could go follow them, but that would take a ton of work.

So instead I mussed up my hair, splashed water in my face, and went for a walk.

About half way back to my house, the wind picked up, and a piece of paper fluttered wildly around me.

It took a couple tries, but I totally caught it. The paper was water damaged, but I could just make out the writing in the corner scrawled in spidery handwriting.

PURPLE SHARPIE PLOT LIST


Okay, whatever. Some twat was writing a book. But then something caught my eye.

RYAN ISN'T OVER CAMMIE (maybe?)

My breath caught in the manliest way possible.

That wasn't true, right? It can't be about me and my Cammie.

I kept scanning the list.

JOSH'S REVENGE: STAGED 'concerned for his friends'

No way. I folded the page, putting it in my pocket, walking the rest of the way home with my heart pounding.

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