Dude. No. You wanna go. That painted whore. Who does she think she is. It took me a moment to adjust to the fact that Cammie was talking to another guy with that smile on her face. And even then- Dude no. She's mine. I only used to have feelings for her- but still- she's mine.
Oh- yeah. I'm Ryan Dennis- and once upon a time some guy told me that books written in the first person can either evolve into a self- absorbed rant or a pity fest for two. I'm really determined to make it so that my chapters are neither. So I won't even describe myself. I'll let you.
Just imagine the cooliest, flyiest, most ruggedly handsome guy that ever stepped on this planet. Even more boyfriend material than Jensen Ackles. That's me.
So see? I didn't describe myself- you did. So with that mind-candy picture in your mind, just think how I felt when the luckiest girl in the world was running out of the lotto with the losing ticket. Wow. My metaphor game is almost nerdier than that loser Josh or whatever.
You're probably wondering; What the heck Ryan, I know you're the coolest guy in this book- but how do you know it's a book? Well- I was born with something called 'Comic Awareness' like Deadpool but more cool. Cooler?
I really hope that the author will put more of me in, but she doesn't seem to- um- like me much. So tah- tah for now! i have a painted whore and an emo to hurt.
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Teen FictionCammie is sweet, cutesy, sarcastic, sometimes morbid, and violently social. Reemee is just the chick who is trying to fit in at the new school. Brennan is flirty, sarcastic, and smoother than butter on ice. Josh is so sweet he makes honey jealous, k...
