The Two Kings

Amnesia Rules

A/N: NO! I am NOT Three months late! Sshh! A lot of stuff happened over these past few months! (Nearly died, almost lost my job, all that stuff) but I'm good now!

A/N: ALSO! I'm going to redesign Parker! So look out for a new drawing from me!

Parker was completely and utterly dumbfounded. With all the blood rushing to his head after being thrown into a tree several yards away by none other than Sun Wukong himself, it was very hard to concentrate on what the monkey king was blabbering about.

The ringing in his ears was almost deafening, the sound of Wukong's yelling was muffled. Even when Pigsy and Tang managed to drag Wukong away from him, Parker couldn't seem to concentrate on what they were saying.

"Parker! Parker, can you hear me?!" Tang yelled, gently shaking the warrior by the shoulders as he searched for a semblance of consciousness in his dazed expression. "Parker!"

"Ugh... Uncle Tang?"

"Yeah?"

"Since when did you get three heads?" He asked, words slurring together, before he passed out again. Wukong, meanwhile, was glaring at Parker's unconscious body before turning his attention to Tang.

"Master, get away from Macaque! He'll use his powers to turn you against me!"

"What the-?!" Pigsy cut in, just as confused as Tang. "Monkey King, just who do you think-?"

"Quiet, Piglet! I'm talking to Master!"

"Master?!"

"Piglet?!"

"Macaque?!" Parker shot up in confusion before doubling over and throwing up.

"Uh, Monkey— Uh, Sun Wukong? Who exactly do you think we are?" Tang asked, stepping towards Wukong who was holding up Mo.

"What kind of question is that, Master?" Wukong then gasped in horror and realization, simultaneously dropping Mo, "Unless, Master, you've lost your memory!"

Wukong then started shaking Tang rather violently, the action made Parker and Pigsy snicker under their breath as Wukong started to blabber about who he thought everyone was.

"You have to remember who you are! That's Zhu Bajie, the Celestial Swine!" Wukong pointed to Pigsy. He then leaned over and gestured to Mo in his tiny crater, "This is Sha Wujing of the Flowing Sands River!" He then turned back to Tang and somehow slipped Monk robes onto Tang's body.

"And you are the Great Monk Tang Sanzang! We're on a journey to deliver sacred texts to the West! I'm your loyal companion, bound to keep you safe from demons who know if they eat you, they'll become immortal! You! Have! To! Re-Mem-Ber!"

Tang, now visibly dizzy, gave a weak nod. "Okay, okay, I remember."

"Uh, Monkey King?" Pigsy interrupted, cautiously stepping forward.

"Yeah, little brother?" Wukong replied without hesitation.

"Little—?! Never mind. Who do you think he is?" Pigsy gestured toward Parker, who was leaning heavily on Tang for support.

Wukong turned his sharp gaze on Parker, his face twisting into a scowl. "This is the Six Eared Macaque, my ex best friend and now traitor!"

Parker's eyes flicked to Wukong, his legs wobbling but forcing himself upright. "Why did he say 'ex' like that?" he muttered under his breath.

"Wukong, I'm not Macaque," Parker said firmly, stepping forward despite the weariness in his body.

"Stop lying, Sixer. I see right through your tricks." Wukong jabbed a finger at Parker's face, eyes narrowing with suspicion. "Also... what happened to your tail? Why is it a stub now?"