*yall imagine dally babysittin all da gang daughters, like each settle down n got married.. n they at darry house for a play date or meet up place. N da girls (they got soms too but rn dis more of a girl thing) send dally on a snack run to make their tea party real. Like even though like da girls *
Dally p.o.v
Another day. Another migraine. I can't just stay home n relax, oh no... y/n n da other women had to drop they daughters off with me, since I'm on house arrest. But at least this is to make my princess, n her cousins happy (they ain't blood related but they all close like it ) Sometimes I find it heartwarmin. Anyway- I surf da aisles n grabbed some sweet treats for da girls. After gettin wha they want I headed to da line n instantly regret it.
"Dally y ur fat ass n my store?" (Soda)
"Soda I ain't got time for u"
He looked n my buggy n laughed
"Yall look at dis, someone come look at dis" (soda)
"Soda-"
"Yo fat ass got cookies, cupcakes, twinks, n more shit" (soda)
"Soda dis ain't for me"
"Dally don't be shame to say ur fat.. but imma a lil worried dat u want diabetes ontop of diabetes.. *smh* such a big bk" (soda)
"U worried bout me.. y don't we worry bout two-bit, I a full chocolate cake by himself. just ring dis shit up"
"Now we gettin hostile" (soda)
"How u callin me fat when I'm n prison playin tea party with ur (2) daughters, pony (1) daughter, my (3), two-bit (1) daughter, steve (2) n darry (1)?"
"We ain't told u to baby sit them. U kidnap them for company, cuz y/n left to vist her parents across town" (soda)
"....I ain't got time for u"
"Sure u don't" (soda)
He smiled n rang up my items. Cookies, cupcakes, twinks, macaroons, n donuts.. n I had to get they lil tea. Dis was embrassin- I had a ankle bracelet on nails polished, n lil doodles of cats n girly stuff on my face.
"Dally yo total is $2,383,739-" (soda)
"Soda imma kill u"
"...n 82 cents" (Soda)
A silence fill between us, other customers around us try not to laugh at us..
"...soda, u tryna make me kill u- n I already got warrants n a house arrest bracelet"
"..then go bk home, at house arrest.. ur total is $15" (soda)
I reached n my pocket n gave a $20, n which n return he gave me my change bk. He bagged my items, but I see he ain't put my cookies n da bag.
"u forgot my cookies"
"There's no cookies" (soda)
"I gave u cookies on da belt line, just put em n da bag so I can go.."
"There's no cookies" (soda)
"Soda don't start with me again! U got my cookies!"
"I don't have ur cookies!" (Soda)
"U do have my cookies!"
"U get yo fatass out da store!" (Soda)
"U gimme cookies!"
"If u don't leave, imma call do police on ur dally" (soda)
"U wouldn't dare call police"
"So u think I playin... yo ass is goin to jail" (soda)
Soda picked up his phone n started dialin 911, I ain't had time for dis. I already got warrants n i ain't supposed to leave da house I got a bracelet on my leg..
"Fine I'm goin but dis ain't over..I take a buy 1 get 1 free candy bar"
"...u seem desperate for diabetes" (soda)
"Fuck u!"
"U can't do dat.. we both married so that'll be considered cheatin" (soda)
After I left, I went bk home... dressed n a tutu with make-up playin tea party with 10 lil girls- eatin sweets n drinkin tea. But n a way dis actually made my day.. cuz y was visitin her parents across town n soda made my day.. but I still ain't find then cookies
Soda p.o.v
15 minutes after dally left, I looked under my register n see da cookies I stole from dally. I looked up towards yall (da readers) with a small smirk
"Don't tell him, he ain't need these cookies anyway"
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