Pretend; Toy Soldiers

3: Sex Talk

I was walking to the dorms when i saw a someone handing out flyers. I slowed down when i got to them "Uh, what are these?" I asked "Soccer tryouts" He said and handed me one. I looked at him carefully "Hey you're that Yogurt kid!" I said and he looked at me "My name is Derek.. But yep. I'm Yogurt" He smiled. Oh my lord he is so cute i just wanna squeeze his cheeks.

"Well nice to meet you. Joey mentioned you before." I said as he handed me a flyer "Him and Billy are on the team so you'll have some friends" He said handing another person a flyer "More like A Friend. Billy would throw me under a bus if he could" I said leaning against the wall "Hm. Ouch. He's not like that when you get to know him" He smiled "It was great to talk. But i need to finish handing these out" He said and i nodded "Okay, see ya dude" I said and walked off "Dude? Really Sam" I face palmed before walking into the dorm.

I shut the door behind me "Hey Sam" Joey said. Billy popped from the side of the bed "Ey, Sammo! You want to help me and my pals with something?" He asked jogging over to me "Is it illegal?" I asked with my arms crossed "No... Not that i know. Can you make a good girl impression?" He asked holding a fist with his hand and a his eyes squinted "Yea. A reallllyyyy good one" I grinned and laughed. No idea man. No idea.

"Show me" He said. I cleared my throat to make it more realistic "Hey, my names Jessica and i suck dick for free" I said in my regular voice. His jaw dropped and Joey sat up "Holy Shit!" Billy said with a huge smile 

"Why didn't you tell us you are a undercover girl" He laughed. i froze "Seriously man that was great" He added and i eased up, I chuckled awkwardly "Yea... Being with your sister all the time helps" I lied returning to my guy voice "One more thing" Joey said putting his finger "Where can i meet Jessica?" He asked and we all laughed "So what am i doing?" I asked

"Just a prank on my friends" He smiled and i nodded "Okay. I'll help" I said

after he explained what i was going to be doing my cheeks grew red "What? Never been on a sex line before?" He asked and i chuckled awkwardly "Yea. I have... Well, listening not talking.." I said and he furrowed his eyebrows at me "Whatever. So here's what we are going to do. We are going to go oldschool. I'm gonna record you talking like they do on sex lines right? Ricardo and Hank are about to go the showers. You and Joey are going to go in there and take there clothes" He grinned. I nodded "Okay cool" I said but on the inside i was screaming embarrassment.

Billy grabbed a tape recorded and Joey stood at the door.

He put a hand up "Wait..." He said.. After awhile he put a thumbs up "Alright. Now" He said. Billy hit record and i started to sex talk. Joey was trying not to laugh but was struggling. Same with Billy. I made sure not to make eyecontact with either one of them. Billy hit the stop button "Okay. Let's go" He said. We all went to the showers, i was trying not the groan in frustration the hole time because it was extremely embarrassing.

We got the showers and Billy went in first. We peaked through the door until we saw Billy gotten everyone's attention. We snuck in and found there lockers. We opened them quickly and took there clothes. After we got them we ran for the other door. My face grew red when a bunch of guys stepped out of the shower. Dick. Dick everywhere oh my god. I'm scared. I laughed at my thoughts and continued to run

We ran all the way to the dorms and shut the door. We couldn't stop laughing. After about 20 minuets Billy rushed in and shut the door "There coming" He laughed. Soon two guys ran in with only towels "Really Tepper" The Mexican said annoyed and we all burst out and threw there clothes at them.