I slammed my bag down and flung myself onto me bed "Guys i don't know how long i can put up with this" I groaned and heard Joey chuckle "Who's fault is that?" He said. I pulled my head up and grabbed a pillow, chunking it at him. Billy had seemed distracted as he paced around the room "Hey, Billy. Watcha' thinking" I asked, flipping onto the floor and army crawling over to his feet
"I haven't gotten into trouble in a while, just thinking about what i should do" He said and sat infront of me. I propped my head up with my hands "Hmm, Tough one" I joked and he flicked my forehead "I could use some excitement in my life" I shrugged, Joey's head popped out "We could make out" He said with his famous grin. I rolled my eyes playfully "Your hormones are up to no good" I said pointing over to him. He smiled big and crawled over to me. He lifted me up and set my in his lap "I'm the one who needs to be up to no good" Billy huffed "Why don't we put those assholes, who jumped Sammy, clothes in the sewer? I mean, every piece" Joey said and i put my forhead on his temple and chuckled
"Wouldn't that give us pots and pans?" He asked "Yea.. But's worth it" I shrugged "I will put that on the board" He winked and i chuckled "You have a board?" I asked. Before he could answer, the phone started to ring. I jumped up "I got it!" I yelled excitedly. I put the phone to my ear but was interrupted by a voice that i was dying to hear.
"Is this Sam?. If it's not, don't say anything" Crissy said through the phone "This is she" I smiled. I heard Crissy scream through the phone and i giggled "I have so much news!" She yelled and i chuckled "Okay stop screaming and tell me"
"Well, Sam... I know how you hate to--" I heard a sound that sounded like someone else on the phone, i shook my head and returned to listening "Sorry what?" I asked "Listen child. I know how you hate to dress as a guy, so there is a scholarship for BrookField Boarder School that is for girls and guys so you will fit in" I heard her "Uh.. I don't know i have kinda grown to the school" I said looking down at the phone box. My heart stopped, there was someone else on the line and i knew who. It was the Dean
"Shit..." I muttered "Watch your mouth Sam.. Or shall I say Samantha. My office now" He said. I could feel butterflies in my stomach "Oh god.. Sam i'm so sorry" Crissy said "I will call you later" I said and slammed the phone down. I stumbled back onto my bed. I covered my mouth, The guys looked at me weird "What? What is it?" Billy asked "T-The Dean was on the line... Heard Crissy confess me acting like a guy" I swallowed. They both stood up "He needs me in his office..." I looked down and put my hand on my forehead "Fuck.." I heard Billy mutter "W-What, He can't kick you out can he?"Joey asked worriedly "I don't know Joey..." I said and stood up "I need to go guys... I will be right back" I said "We will go get the guys" Billy said.
We all left at the same time, but i was a second late because i was putting my hat on. The walk to The Dean's office was nerve racking. I didn't want to leave, or get kicked out because then my mom and dad would now and i will be workign at Dairy Queen for the rest of my life. I arrived at his door.
I hesitated to knock but i did "Come in Sam.." He said. I opened the door slowly, peeking my head in. Once he saw me, he waved me in. I swallowed and walked all the way in, standing in front of his desk "Take off the hat Sam... I already know" He said shaking his head. I took off the hat and my hair fell infront of my face. I heard him curse under his breathe,
"Sir please listen--" He put his hand up "No. You listen, You come into my school of boys. Cause a fight, Stay in a dorm with boys. You go and fake all of this. I am very ashamed. You know this is highly illegal and could effect you for the rest of your life" He lectured "Sir please, It was a free scholarship. I needed this, i have done a lot of bad things and this could've helped me out. I know i did was very bad and inappropriate but i really did need this. It has helped me a lot. I have grown to love this school, this is a great school sir, please let me stay" I begged. He shook his head "Please don't let me go sir." I whined, he put his hand up again "I'm not gonna let you go"
I froze "Seriously?" I asked "You have outstanding grades, Are the captain of the soccer team and haven't been in any trouble.... Infact, i think have been a great example on Mr.Tepper. But there will be consequences. I have a few questions for you" He said, A smile grew on my face "Yes sir, anything" I said nodding
"Do you have any special relationships with the boys.." He asked. I pursed my lips "Uh.. No sir.." I said and he nodded "Okay.. One more... How did you nail that voice. I'm very shocked you could trick the school" He chuckled and i shrugged "I took advanced drama since grade school so" I chuckled and looked down "Alright now to the consequences" He huffed
"You will be on pots and pans for the rest of the semester, you can only take shower at 4 am or 12 pm" He said and i nodded "Yes sir" i nodded "I guess that's it. I'm glad to have you in the school" He said and stood up, sticking his hand out for me to shake. I shook my head and leaned over the desk and hugged him "Thank you" I said and grabbed my hat, i ran out of the office all the way to the dorms. I flung the door open with a huge grin.
"Sam! Look, who cares what the Dean says. We can hide you in here. Okay here's the plan. You will leave but circle around the school, crawl through the--"
I jumped into his arms "Shut up" I said. He hugged me tightly "I don't want you to leave me" He muttered. I pulled back, still smiling "I'm not leaving Billy. I can stay" I yelled the last part. His eyes widened and his jaw dropped "Seriously!" He said excitedly. I nodded vigorously. Soon everyone jumped up and started to yell. Billy lifted me up and spun me around. I laughed as he set me down. He grabbed my face and kissed both of my cheeks. Hank took me out of Billy's arms and rubbed my head. I giggled and felt some new hands on my waist. I was once again pulled and spun around by Snuffy and we crashed into a hug.
I looked around, i didn't notice Joey "Where is Joey?" I asked, still in Snuffy's arms. Billy scratched his neck "He went out. He is scarred" He said and walked over to me, pulling me from Snuffy "He will be right back and wouldn't be happy if he saw that" He whispered in my ear with a smirk. I rolled my eyes playfully and hit the side of his head. I heard the door open and saw Joey
"Don't say it... I don't want to hear it" He said and walked over to me. He hugged me tightly and i wrapped my arms around his neck "Joey..." I whispered in his ear "I'm gonna miss you saying my name..." He muttered. I smiled "Joey you don't have to miss me because i'm not leaving" I smiled. He pulled back slowly "Really?" He squeaked and i nodded. I put my hands on his cheeks "I'm not going anywhere" I said and he crashed his lips on mine. The guys cheered and patted me and Joey's backs.
I pulled back with a hum "A few things though. I have pot's and pans for the rest of the semester, i can only shower at 4am and 9am. Oh, and the Dean thinks i don't have any 'special relationships' with you guys... Which i do with Joey" I blushed "And me" Billy said attempting to jump on my back. I chuckled "Well, I put hair removal in those douchebags shampoo so" Joey shrugged, i tried to look at him while Billy's hands were all over my face. I chuckled with one i closed because Billy's pinkie "Good job Joey" I chuckled
"I will have pots and pans with you in about... 5 minuets so" He shrugged with a grin.
And he was right. Five minuets later, the Dean took him from the room. It was only me and Billy because Joey wasn't back yet. Plus, Snuffy and Hank got tired.
"I can't believe i have to wait till nine to go to the showers" I groaned and Billy chuckled "Now you and Joey can have shower sex and not get caught" He chuckled, I rolled my eyes "Is that all you ever think about, besides, you know how i am about sex" I huffed
"Oh yea... Sorry" He tugged his lips down "Nah, it's fine. I don't consider 'that' my first time anyways" I shrugged. I drew circles on my leg while Billy sat up abruptly.
We were laying on our back and had our legs on the end of the bed "Really. You consider yourself a virgin?" He asked "You make it sound like a bad thing" I said defensively "Well... No i mean.. You haven't done 'it' since?" He asked and i nodded "To scarred to" I huffed "Well if you do it with Joey he is gonna be a lucky guy" Billy sighed and got up. I had a feeling i knew what he was talking about but i was scarred to continue the conversation "I'm gonna head to the showers. It's already 10. Tell Joey where i am..." I muttered. I quickly grabbed my things and left.

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Pretend; Toy Soldiers
Fanficpre·tend prəˈtend/ verb 1. speak and act so as to make it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.