Sanegiyuu/Giyuusane oneshots

Sword mishap oops❤️

Sanemi had woke up in a rush due to his crow screeching at him about a mission, he barely even had time to put on his shoes.

Giyuu wasn't a big help by grumbling and refusing to let Sanemi get out of bed, but with a lot of coaxing, he managed to leave on time.

Only one problem, he had grabbed the wrong sword on his way out.

There were two big issues with that. One, Giyuu's sword was different from his and didn't match his technique. Two, no one except Shinobu knew that the two of them were married, and now, it would most likely be revealed.

Sanemi huffed as he finally arrived at the meeting point where he was meeting Obanai and Tengen, having to catch his breath for a moment.

Definitely not because he had overdone it with Giyuu around an hour before coming here... surely not...

"This bastard must be pretty strong if they needs all three of us." Tengen remarked with a laugh, his arms crossed against his chest.

Obanai sighed as they began heading to the location where the demon actually was. "I heard it was multiple demons. Not sure why they invited YOU though, me and Shinazugawa could probably handle it on our own."

Tengen laughed again at that, throwing his head back* "Ha! I am the god of flashiness! Of course he invited me!"

Luckily as they were walking, Tengen and Obanai were ahead of Sanemi, so none of them saw this little sword mishap yet.

But then Sanemi noticed. But it was too late to head back. He would just have to use Giyuu's and hope it worked and no one noticed.

He tried to hide the sword hilt with his haori, but his haori was so short that it didn't work much. Now he was getting a but frustrated.

Obanai must have noticed, as he stopped in his tracks and slowly turned to Sanemi, his brows furrowed. "You good, man? All that huffing is gonna make me go insa-"

Uh oh, Obanai saw the sword. Sanemi and Obanai stared at each other for a while, unmoving, barely breathing, as if they were T-rex prey.

Then, Tengen had to open his back trap and begin cackling. "hoOLY SHiT! iS THAT TOMIOKAS SWORD?! BAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

Sanemi went red in the face as he forced down the urge to punch him. "I-... We were on a mission together and I guess our swords got mixed up..."

Obanai clearly wasn't buying this excuse as he continued to stare at Sanemi in utter disbelief and disgust. "Shinazugawa... I don't care if your gay, but Tomioka? Really?"

Sanemi suddenly felt very angry, upset at his friend. "Hey! Don't say that! Giyuu is a great husband-!" Oh no. He spilled the secret.

Obanai's and Tengen's jaws dropped in unison, both going almost pale.

Obanai was the first to recover, clearing his throat almost 30 times before finally speaking. "You know what, man... Go home. Me and Uzui will handle it by ourselves..."

Sanemi just nodded, before rushing away back to his house.

Once back, he curled up in Giyuu's arms again.

And then they definitely made passionate love to each other for the rest of the night.

END

A/N:
Heyyyy.... how's it going gang? Uhm, so I've been gone for a while... hahaha... Long story short, my wattpad got taken away and a tree fell in my house so a lot has been going on... I'm sorry about the sudden absence and no Hiatus notice, but honestly I didn't think I would be gone THIS long... I would say that I will be posting regularly, but honestly I'm not sure. I only got inspired this once when I was going through my phone and found a screenshot I took of a request.

Again, I express my most sincere apologies for suddenly dying like that. Please comment requests any of you guys have, as I will mainly be doing those as my mind cannot form coherent sentences or ideas

Also sorry this is so short....

-Mika