Zodiac life

Your sign (edited)

•Aries- Male•
Likes to fuck shit up

•Taurus- Male•
Meme king

•Gemini- Female•
Mememememememememe

•Cancer- Female•
To pure for this world

•Leo- Male•
Says he's the meme king but we all know he isn't

•Virgo- Female•
Strawberry milkshake???

•Libra- female•
Says she's a cinnamon roll but is actually a sinnamon roll????

•Scorpio- Male•
CAt cAT CaT

•Sagittarius- Male•
Horse???

•Capricorn- Male•
Name sounds like unicorn for some reason

•Aquarius- Female•
PaSTa BiTch

•Pisces- Female•
Says she's a cinnamon roll but is actually a fish

Author note: if your sign isn't the gender that you are in real life, don't worry their are one shots, and other little stories where the genders are all different later on in the story.