Vampires

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Aries: *smashes vampire with a baseball bat* *more vampires comes after* *dies*

Taurus: so are you saying that if you suck my blood you'll give me a $20 gift card to McDonalds?

Cancer: *squeaks* *boyfriend/girlfriend comes to save him/her*

Gemini: OMG HEY I READ YOU IN THIS BOOK AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Leo: bring it on dude *takes of shirt showing 6 pack*

Virgo: .............

Scorpio: *is the vampire*

Libra: *tries to flirt with vampire* *dies*

Sagittarius: lmao cool dude

Capricorn: .....whatever......

Aquarius: *pulls out magic thingy* I've been waiting for this my whole life

Pisces: *screams* *another vampire comes and saves her/him and they fall in love*

Sorry it's out of order...Ok no I'm not but still.

I'm looking for a new cover for my book so if anyone of my readers can make me one that will be awesome

Also leave some ideas for short stories and signs you want to be together (can be boy x boy,  girl x girl, or panda x food)

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