what your doing with the signs

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Aries: 50% doing random shit that can get you arrested.
25% worring about where your getting the money for this shit
25% bailing each other out of jail

Taurus: 75% eating junk food while watching Netflix.
10% cuddling
15% getting up to get more food.

Gemini: 50% arguing about some stupid shit.
30% getting into fights
20% listening to stories.

Cancer: 85% cuddles
15% hugs

Leo: 45% shopping
25% worring about where you get the money from shopping
30% doing poses and taking selfies

Virgo: 88% reading books or watching tv.
12% going to the mall.

Libra: 45% debating about what to eat.
20% shopping
35% hanging out

Scorpio: 50% having sex in the back car.
50% summoning Satan

Sagittarius: 45% doing some weird shit that can get you killed.
20% worring about how you want your funeral to go.
35% cuddles, hugs, talking and other shit

Capricorn: 70% planning world domination
25% studying
5% teaching them 'feelings'

Aquarius: 25% getting in fights
30% hanging out
40% doing weird shit that can get them kicked out of the country
5% teaching them 'feelings'

Pisces: 75% cuddles
25% kissing

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