Zodiac life

Signs as things my friends said

Out of order cuz I'm that person who's to lazy to check the order of the signs.

Im also that person who says their gonna update every week but hasn't updated in like 3 months, what u gonna do about it fam.

Aries: Bet you $5 I can jump off a chicken nugget and kill myself.

Taurus: chicken chicken carrot bow did you know your a hoe

Cancer: But what if.......a crab came through the window and killed us?? I AM THE SEA GOD I TELL YOU!

Leo: on a scale of one to ten I'm a twenty don't you think? Well no one gives a fuck about what you think so shut up you negative five

Libra: whejiwowjwjwjwnwjhwwbwb bow chicka wow wow

Virgo: *my AP/honours/GT friend said this* what's 4 plus 5? 10? So X WOULD BE 10 TIMES 6x TO THE 5TH POWER!

Scorpio: Hey gurrrl! Want to hang out! *pushes friend into trash can* Well I don't hang out with trash so beat it.

Gemini: I'm horny

Sagittarius: what if a horse came in and set the school on fire......would the fire alarm go off? Or would animal control come?

Capricorn: I wish I was a unicorn, I could kill of of you with my throw up and still be fabulous as fuck

Aquarius: I'm a person of science, which is why I'm conducting an experiment to see how good sex is on a pig.

Pisces: I saw a dog yesterday, it's soul stared into mine like he wanted me to be with him...........*leaves 4th period and goes to get dog*