Zodiac life

Part one (edited)

"Ugh I'm bored." ♌

"Leo maybe if you used your brain, you could think of ways to entertain yourself, how about jumping off a cliff?" ♑️

"Capricorn...be nice, and if your bored how about a hike?"♍️

"Doesn't that require exercise?? Do you want me to die Virgo? Do you want me to fucking die?? Who's gonna tend to my memes if I'm dead???"♉️

"Oh come on hiking sounds fun Taurus!" ♓️

Everyone mumbled an 'I guess' to Pisces before Virgo saying we have 30 minutes to get ready or else she's leaving.

Once all the signs were ready (minus Sagittarius because he came down in a tank top and Pokemon boxers) all 12 of them headed outside to drive to the stupid hiking trail that Virgo totally didn't force them to go on.

"So who's gonna ride with who? We have 4 cars, so that means 3 of us per car." ♍️

"We know how to do math Virgo!" ♌️

"Leo you don't even know how to spell your name let alone division." ♎️

"Libra calm, let him feel smart, but seriously no one answered my question, who's riding with who?" ♍️

"I go with Cancer!" ♓️

"And I'll go with Pisces!" ♋️

"Ok so Scorpio, you drive!" ♍️

"But I didn-" ♏️

"Scorpio! You drive!"♍️

"Whatever." ♏️
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"Ok so next car?" ♍️

"I'm already going with Gemini and libra so it's just you 6." ♍️

"Ohh can I drive??" ♎️

"Yes libra you can drive."♍️
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"So Aqua you wanna ride with us?" ♈️

"Who's "us"? You don't have friends????" ♒️

"Do you wanna fucking ride with me and Sagittarius or not?" ♈️

"Not re-"♒️

"Ok so Aries, Sagittarius and Aquarius your riding together!" ♍️

"But I di-♒️

"Your riding with them!"♍️

"So that leaves Leo, Capricorn, and Taurus!" ♍️

"I am nothing but a simple farmer tending to my memes"♉️

"Taurus yo-"♌️

"I am nothing but a simple farming tending to my memes."♉️

"Well have fun with him guys!"♍️
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When all 4 cars reached the hiking trail, Virgo decided to hike in the groups they came in so it wouldn't be crowded.

She also decided for the groups to go on different hiking trails because why the fuck not??
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Scorpio was leading Pisces and Cancer through the first trail, while the 2 signs following him somehow managed to find a 8 foot stick, resulting in poking eachother while walking down the trail.

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Virgo, libra and Gemini were having a actually nice walk until Libra decided to start running up the hill full speed, getting them off the trail and into the forest.

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Aries, Sagittarius and Aquarius didn't even bother going on the trail.

"Trails are for the weak" -Aries 2k16

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Taurus was tending to his memes like a good farmer while Capricorn looked for Leo as he probably got lost in the parking lot.

Continued in part 2