Inspired by my friend when she tried to teach me Spanish. (Picture above)
By the way the sayings and words in this are Mexican Spanish (Spanish spoken by Mexicans) and is not Spain Spanish or any other type of Spanish that other countries may speak.
Although I don't really know if the difference is that big of a deal or noticeable I just thought I should put it out there.
ALSO NOT EVERYTHING IS CORRECT I AM OBVIOUSLY NOT FLUENT IN SPANISH I CAN BARELY REMEMBER MY NAME OK!!?!!?!?
"Hola soy mi nombres el Cancer???" (hello I'm my name is the Cancer)
"Where the fuck did el and soy come from???"
"Umm I d-"
"SAY IT IN SPANISH"
"Umm no lo sé" (I don't know)
"Pisces I don't think I'm learning Spanish good enough."
"Well obviously i mean the pronunciation is way off."
"Shut up"
"But why mi amour?" (But why my love)
"Pisces I don't know what your saying!"
" Sé que es por lo que voy a decir Te amo." (I know and that's why I'm gonna say I love you)
"Fucking fish, I don't know what your saying, when I go home I'm going straight to GOOGLE TRANSLATE!"
"Whatever you'll probably trip on your way out."
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"Hey Sagittarius?"
"Oh hola Cancer!"
"Yeah skip the intro you know Spanish right?"
"Sí qué?" (Yes why?)
"Well fucking fish over there keeps talking to me in Spanish and I don't understand."
"Well what'd he say?"
"I don't know something about his amour and some turtle named te amo!"
"Cancer..........
Te amo means I love you idiot.....
By the way your pronunciation was way off!"
"SHUT UP TACO!"
--------------quick little one shot I did hope u enjoyed
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