Zodiac life

how the signs went to hell

I forgot sag in this one too!!!sorrryyy!

Sagittarius: came in through the gates, half drunk getting ready to throw a party

Aries: came crashing through the gates with a mini van

Taurus: was looking for food and accidently took the path to Hell

Gemini: was going to heaven but annoyed God and walked to hell

Cancer: was in heaven but missed his friends and went to hell to join them

Leo: took of shirt like a bad ass as he opened the gates of hell *flames surround body*

Virgo: *enters like a normal person*

Libra: lmao sike bitches I'm staying in heaven

Scorpio: is Satan *already in hell*

Capricorn: *breaks down gates* trying to take over Satan

Aquarius: *crashed gates down with whip* lmao I'm back bitchezzzz

Pisces: was on his/her way to heaven but ended up in hell

I no it's out of order but ehhh comments? Thoughts?