Zodiac life

the signs in heaven

Aries: wtf is this place? Lmao whatever *crashes mini van into a group of angels* lmao whoops

Taurus: ehh it's not hell but at least there's chips

Gemini: wait where are my servants? WTF IS THIS PLACE?"!??!?!I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT

Cancer: *dancing with God and family*

Leo: This lighting tho. Get my good side well you? *poses with God*

Virgo: better then Hell *gets hit by a mini van*

Libra: *enjoying it like a normal kind person* *sees Scorpio burning in corner* *faceplams* .

Scorpio: *burning in the light*

Sagittarius: I always thought I was going to Hell...but since I'm here might as well get drunk.

Capricorn: *trying to blend in by using facts but just ends up burning like Scorpio*

Aquarius: *tries to save Scorpio and Capricorn* *leaves them to die and has a tea party with Pisces*

Pisces: *having a tea party with Capricorn* *doesn't notice the flames surrounding Capricorns body or Aquarius*