Aries: male
Taurus: female
Gemini: female
Cancer: male
Leo: male
Virgo: male
Libra: male
Scorpio: female
Sagittarius: male
Capricorn: female
Aquarius: female
Pisces: female
(Wow gender change!) btw this is gonna be the same gender of the sign for "zodiac interview part 1-where ever I end it"
What's up guys welcome to the zodiac show with your host the queen of zodiac An-
"Shut up and get on with it"
Shut up Aries
"I don't think I will."
Whatever bit*h
Ok so let's get on with the interview! Aries tell us about your self!
"I'm Aries and I hate the interviewer"
Well ok then what about you Taurus?
"I'm Taurus and I'm only here for the food."
That's nice Gemini your next
"Hi I'm Gemini and unlike the others in the normal one. I like telling story's and reading."
Wow finally a normal one cancer?
"I want to go homeeeeee!!!"
NO!
"Bu-.."
Ok Leo your up next!
"Im Leo and I love looking at myself to make sure my hair is perfectttooo"
Ok that was kinda normal...ok Virgo next is you
"Ugh ok whatever I'm supposed to be studying for school but since we're here I'm Virgo..."
That's it?
......
Ok libra your up next!
"Guys shut up and listen!" "I'm libra and I love hanging out with my friends and stuff"
yes another normal one! Scorpio
"I'm Scorpio and I'm currently planning the death of Aries and this interviewer.."
Aries: HEY WHAT I DO TO YOU BIT*H
Scorpio: SHUT UP
OK SCORPIO TIMES UP SAGITTARIUS!
"I'm Sagittarius and I'm planning on shooting the interviewing with an arrow.. To the face."
HOW MANY OF YALL ARE FU*KING WANT TO KILL ME?
All the signs but libra, Gemini, and Pisces: *slowing putting hand up*
Well ok then....Capricorn your up😑"
*sighs* I'm Capricorn and I like...math can I leave now?"
No! Aquarius?
*stares into interviews soul*
Scorpio: Oh are we starring into people's souls now? *stares into Aries soul*
Aries: STOPPP MY SOUL *runs behind Pisces*
STOPPP OK STOP
Aquarius: *stops*
Scorpio: *stops*
Pisces please be a normal one.. *silently praying*
"Hi I'm Pisces and I like unicorn and fluffy stuff...!"
Well there you have it make sure you leave truths or dates for part two!
Virgo: THERES A PART 2
All the signs but libra, Gemini and Pisces: *groans*
Scorpio and Aquarius: *starring into interviewers soul*
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Well I hope you like this new short story keep reading for part 2 and also an update of the main story
Also if u forgot please leave truth and dares for the signs and I'll put them in the story
Bye
-Danielle
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Zodiac life
RandomZodiac story's, one shots, and more ------------------------------- By: Red_dream_dollmaker
