Dragon Age Inquisition Short Stories

Sittin' in Friggin' Cells (no romance)

I walked into Skyhold after securing Blackwall. That bastard lied to us. I want to be furious with him, to let him rot in that Orlesian cell. But I knew Sera would be furius. The two were thick as thieves. We weren't as close though. How could he betray not only me and the Inquisition, but Sera as well. I walked into the inn at Skyhold. "Coryphenus, ain't got shite on Beardy! So what the bloody shite is he doin'?"

I hear a lot curse words and yelling coming from upstairs, I look to Bull in the corner. He shrugs, "been at it for the last fucking hour. Ever since we got the news, she's been up there yelling and threatening anyone that goes near, Boss." I bite my lip and tell him, "Thanks, Bull. I'll see what I can do." He grunts covering his ears. I walk up the stairs, around the corner and I see her door.

Shut, with arrows protruding out of it. "She owes me a new door." I whisper to myself. "Friggin' arsehole of a mother...ugh!" I hear a lot of grunting and wood splinters falling to the floor. "Sera! What are you doing?" I yell over her yelling." She opens the door and she slams it shut again. "Go the frig' away, Inky! Don't wanna talk to you or nobody's else! You's is just gonna let him sit in a cell and...ugh!"

I put my hand on the nob and sigh. "Sera, we're going to get Blackwall, or whatever his name is, out of there and get him home. Nobody is sitting in cells on my watch." I hear the locks on the door unhinge and see Sera standing there.

"You's okay, Inky. You're on my good side right now. And thanks." She then shuts the door. "Sera, you owe me a door!" I shout over my shoulder as I walk down the hall. "Sorry, Inky, not happenin'!"

All I hear as I walk out of the tavern is her cackling laugh.