One Shots

Lemon Adventures

I wrote this yesterday while going home at night on my instagram (which is homosexualkellin). I thought I might as well post it here

Ps: Go read my spontaneous kellic The Definition Of Not Leaving xoxo ;)

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Once upon a time, a lonely lemon ventured past the boundaries of his home. This lemon's name was Gerard.

Gerard was a peculiar fellow. He could be quite sour at times. But that day, Gerard felt more adventurous than ever.

Seemingly unaware of his surroundings, the lemon foraged on. He became aware that he was unprepared for such an adventure; he was a lemon for God sakes! He had no hands to pack a bag with. So, Gerard rolled on.

Humming a song to himself, Gerard noticed something odd out of the corner of his lemony eye.

"Oh dear," He said to himself, "What ever could that be?"

Gerard turned towards the silver object and died.

Later that day, he was served as a delightful drink to a man with a bald spot.