One Shots

Peanut Butter (kellic)

"Vic!" Kellin called from the kitchen. He was feeling angry and frustrated with his boyfriend. Not only did he do nothing around the house, but he ate almost everything in the pantry and barely ever talked to Kellin.

Vic, seemingly unaware of Kellin's fury, waltzed into the room without a fuck in the world.

"I'm so done with you." Kellin huffed, crossing his arms.

"Huh?" Vic asked, confused.

"Are you really that dumb?" Kellin was getting much more frustrated by the second and Vic just blinked at him, looking distracted and almost bored.

Vic shrugged, "I dunno."

"Well let me tell you then. You're barely around me, you never talk to me, there's never any food left in the house, and you leave for nights on end!" Then Kellin gasped, "Are you cheating on me?"

Vic stared at Kellin for a second, registering what his (as he now realized) angry boyfriend just said, and then beg  to laugh. Kellin, shocked, just looked at Vic like he was crazy.

"No babe," Vic said, "I'm not cheating on you. I just have a secret."

Kellin narrowed his eyes, skeptical, "What is it?"

Vic took a deep breath, "I turn into a bear. I'm technically a werebear." Saying that made Vic laugh again.

"A.. A what?" It was now Kellin's turn to be confused.

"A werebear. Only technically. I can turn into a bear whenever I want to but if I stay as a bear until nightfall, I'm a bear until the morning and I can't change it. So that's why I disappear." Vic explained to his now blanching boyfriend.

"You're crazy." Kellin said.

"Nah babe, I swear. It messes with my head too, that's why I barely talk to you because of that. You'd think I'm crazy."

Kellin shook his head, "I do think you're crazy, this is unbelievable." Kellin made a move to go past Vic but Vic stopped him.

"I can prove it." Vic said and Kellin opened his mouth to protest, but he barely said a thing as before his eyes, Vic transformed into a huge bear.

Kellin shrieked, running away from him. "That can't happen!" He exclaimed, backing away to the door of the kitchen, "Maybe I'm crazy. Oh god I'm crazy!" Kellin ran out of the door, repeating things about how this was impossible. Vic, in bear form, just stood there.

Vic then went into the pantry and proceeded to eat the last of the peanut butter.