Dare and ask Billdip and other ppl

BABY BILL AND CATS

from: Kaniharitama 

*Hit Stan and Stanford with a anvil* BAD GRUNKELS! *Give Dipper a five year old bill* take care for him he is really aggressive sometimes

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Bill: I be glad to *grabs anvil*

Dipper: NO BILL STAHP

Bill: *freezes dipper then kisses him* Im sorry but its for the commenter

Bill: also *kisses dipper's birthmark* 

Dipper: Bill no *eyes droop, falls asleep*

Bill: *kisses DIpper, runs behind the stans*

Stans: Huh whats going o- *gets hit with anvils*

Bill: *looks over, unfreezes Dipper*

Dipper: NONONONONONONONONO *starts crying*

Bill: OMG I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

Dipper: *runs away crying*

Bill: *finds Dipper crying* Im sorry Pine Tree *holds Dipper*

Dipper: *hugs Bill crying* WHY 

Bill: *kisses dipper on the forehead* Shhhhhhhh

Dipper: *calms down sniffiling, eyes close*

Bill: *sets dipper on the bed and kisses him*

Dipper: *falls asleep*

Bill: now time to check on the stans 

Stans: *walk in* UGH WHAT THE H- *sees dipper and Bill*

Stanley: *gets pissed* WHAT THE HELL BILL

Bill: *shhs them* Be quiet Pine tree is upset so i calmed him down

Stans: *whisper yell* IM GRABBING THE HOLY WATER

Bill: *shhs them* THATS NOT WHISPERING

Dipper: *slowly wakes up* bill

*everyone stares at Dipper*

Bill: so sorry pine tree but look they're alive *kisses Pine tree*

Dipper: Its ok Bill *smiles*

STANS: *stare in shock*

Dipper: *walks over* Im so glad you guys are alive

Bill: *smirks*

Dipper: *walks out of the room*

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from: AngelaSmith997

I dare bill to turn dipper into a cat and give him to mable XD

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Bill: *smiles* I cant wait to turn him into a ca- *reads the rest of the dare* WHAT

Dipper: *runs in* Bill whats the matter

Bill: I get to turn you into a cat then give you to Mabel

Dipper: WHAT

Bill: *turns Dipper into a Havana Brown cat with Hazel eyes, and a big dipper mark on his belly*

Dipper: *looks angriliy at bill* MEOW

Bill: AWWW PINE TREE YOUR SO CUTE *picks up Dipper and puts a bow on him* 

Dipper: *mews* WHYYYYYYYY

Bill: *cuddles with Catper* Aww Pine tree its ok 

Dipper: *falls out of bills arms and on to the floor on his head* OWWWWW

Bill: OMG PINE TREE *grabs medical supplies* ARE YOU OK

Dipper: *stumbles around* M-M-Meow *falls unconcious*

Bill: *wraps Catpurs head up with a bandage* IM SO SORRY *lays Catpur on the bed*

Dipper: *wakes up to find a concerned Bill rocking him* B-Bill what happened

Bill: *keeps rocking* PINE TREE IM SO SORRY *lays him down* DONT GET UP 

Dipper: *looks at Bill* What *trys to get up*

Bill: *touches DIppers head* I said dont get up

Dipper: *meows sleepily* Bill what did you do

Bill: im making sure you get rest cause you hit your head pretty hard

Dipper: *trys not to sleep* But i don't..........wanna........sleep *falls asleep*

Bill: *grabs 6000000 blankets, cat sweaters, and heater* Its ok Pine tree im here

1 hour later

Dipper: *wakes up to find Bill staring at him* WHA- *sees all the blankets, sweaters, and heater* 

Bill: *puts a sweater on dipper* Now time for the blankets and heater *draps them over dipper*

Dipper: *falls back alseep*

3 hours later

Dipper: *wakes up to see bill* Hey Bill 

Bill: *grabs pine tree* i forgot about the dare

Dipper: *slips off sweater and gets bow back on*

Mabel: *jumps up and down* FINALLY WHAT HAPPENED

Bill: I turned Dipper into this cat to give to you for a dare, but i accidently dropped him and he hit his head and i let him recover

Dipper: *nods head* He's correct

8 hours later

Dipper: *turns back human* THANK GOD

Bill: *hugs Dipper* ARE YOU OK DO YOU STILL HAVE A CONCUSSION *picks dipper up*

Dipper: *blushes* IM FINE BILL 

Bill: well you are sleeping tonight *draps everything over dipper

Dipper: *Struggles* I SAID IM FINE ITS NOT LIKE I GOT KIDNAPPED

Bill: Great you gave them ideas *kisses dipper* Well night pine tree

Dipper: *falls asleep*

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