Dare and ask Billdip and other ppl

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from: AngelaSmith997I dare bill to steal a police car and park it at gideon's house. I also dare dipper to vist gideon in jail and tell him what bill did but take the blame for it

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Bill: i love this one it sounds like fun *rubs hands together*

Dipper: *Smiles* yeah this sounds so fun

Me: *grabs police keys and throws them to Bill* go nuts

Bill: YAY *runs out* 

Bill: *opens police car door* time to get this show started

Bill: *starts driving* oh wait i don't know how to drive

Car: *crashes into gideon's house*

Bill: HAHAHAHAHAHA *disappears when police immedialty show up*

Gideon: *comes out* Dad where is the oh crap

Police: GIDEON YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR DRIVING RECKLISSLY AND STEALING A SQUAD CAR

(the next day)

Dipper: *comes in* hey Gideon

Gideon: *grumbles8* well isn't it Dipper Pines my friend

Dipper: yeah um.....i heard about yesterday

Gideon: yeah and *smiles sweetly*

Dipper: I let Bill walk around town yesterday and he.......um

Gideon: Yes sugar

Dipper: well he jacked the same police car that crashed through your house

Gideon: WHAT THAT JACK- *breaths deeply*

Dipper: it wasn't his fault it was mine ok

Gideon: good then i can do this *breaks glass and slaps Dipper and punches him*

(one police riot later)

Bill: i wonder where Pine tree we-HOLY CRAP PINE TREE

Dipper: *stands in room covered in cuts and bruises* Gideon beat me

Bill: *Growls deeply* that's it im killing him

Dipper: no stop ok i took the blame of your actions that's why i got beat

Bill: Im so sorry Pine tree *Grips Dipper into a bear hug * im so sorry

Dipper: it's ok *gets healed*

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from: katiecipher

I dare bill to take dipper to a cute romantic date with dipper but bill has to keep it a secret oh and dipper i dare you to do everything bill says and you have to agree :3

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Bill: ok *sets up plans* now time to get Pine tree

Dipper: *reading until Bill enters* hey Bill

Bill: hey pine tree *grabs blindfold*

Dipper: *looks and stands up* what's tha- aghhhhh *gets blindfolded and carried by Bill*]

(after a couple minutes of walking)

Dipper: is this walk over yet Bill

Bill: it's almost up Pine tree *gets to the area* ok here ya go*

Dipper: *takes off blindfold* wow

Bill: i know right 

(after picnic)

Dipper: *gazes at the stars* i love the stars at night

Bill: *gazes at Dipper* yeah.......i guess they are

Dipper: *gets splashed* Lavander?
 

Lavander: *waves* hi Dipper

Bill: *growls* who is she

Dipper: she's my friend 

Lavander: *nods* yep

Bill: well can you leave please

Lavander: *shrugs* ok *smiles evily and goes under slowly

Dipper: *Laughing* that was fun

Bill: *reads rest of dare* ohhh Pine tree read the rest

Dipper: *blushes* OH CRAP

Bill: *smirks* 

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This one got pg-13 really fast and since i don't ruin innocence i had to skip that part XD