Dare and ask Billdip and other ppl

Bill, and Stan (Whoops) XD

from: AngelaSmith997I dare bill to drink some mable juice and then make small talk with stan. Meanwhile, i dare dipper to read pinecest stories for 2 hours with mable

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Bill: i hate him

Dipper: *opens up laptop* well this is gonna be fun 

Mabel: *runs through door* BILL I MADE SOME MABEL JUICE FOR YOU

Bill: *takes a giant drink* Thanks Double S *reads Dipper's dare* what's Pinecest

Mabel: *spits out Mabel juice* WHAT THE DARE SAID TO READ THAT KIND OF STUFF

Dipper: Yeah this is gonna suck Bill go downstairs to talk with grunkle Stan 

Bill: Ok *goes downstairs*

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Bill: *sees Stan* Hey Fez (IDK WHAT HIS NICKNAME WOULD BE ITS CONFUSING)

Stan: *sees bill* What do you want asshole can't you see i'm working

Bill: Umm have you heard about the mermaids in the lake 

Stan: *turns around* Mermaids 

Bill: Yeah umm the mermaids come in different colors and only come out twice a month

Stan: that sounds like it could bring in more costumers 

Bill: *groans* yeah.......it......can

Stan: Hey have you seen Di- *hears screaming*

Bill: *hears screaming* OMG PINE TREE AND DOUBLE S *runs upstairs*

Stan: *runs after* YOU ARE NOT TOUCHING MY NEPHEW OR NEICE 

------------- 6 minutes before the screaming-------------------

Dipper: *sits on bed* we have to do this for the dare besides it might not be so bad

Mabel: *sits down* yeah bro bro maybe it's about like idk you getting drunk and kissing a tree

Dipper: *hits mabels shoulder* really mabel me kissing a tree

Mabel: hey just giving suggestions

Dipper: *opens up a pinecest story* lets read it 

---- 2 minutes after story-----------------

Dipper: *hides under the bed* THIS IS SCARIER THEN A FUCKING MANTICORE

Mabel: *runs around* I NEED THE BLEACH 

Dipper: *gets up* we have to read one more Mabel

Mabel: *sits back down* fine but my innocence is gone

Dipper and Mabel: read another pinecest story

------------- 4 minutes after---------------------

Dipper and Mabel: *starts screaming and crying* WHAT THE HELL

Bill: *bursts into room* PINE TREE DOUBLE S WHATS WRONG

Stan: *smacks the demon upside the head* YOU IDIOT

Dipper: *kicks computer out of open window then sits in corner and cries* IM SCARED FOR LIFE

Mabel: *Goes to room* I need to lie down THAT WAS HORRID

Bill: * goes over to dipper* Pine tree are you ok?

Dipper: *looks up* NO NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO KNOCK MYSELF OVER THE HEAD TILL I FORGET ABOUT THOSE STORIES

Bill: *hugs Dipper, reads pinecest story at the same time* WHAT THE FUCK

Dipper: I know it's crazy

Bill: IM GOING TO KILL THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS STORY

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