Dare and ask Billdip and other ppl

Baseball bat

from: Kaniharitama

I dare Someone to hit Dipper with a baseball bet! NOW!,Just so i want to see Bill's reaction

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Me: PERFECT 

Sis: I GRABBED THE CAMERA AND APOLOGY COOKIES

Me: Yesh now lets knock Dipper out

Sis: *calls bill* hey Bill it's me anyway Dipper's dying and you need to get ov-

Bill: *appereas* I HEARD THE NEWS

Sis: TAILS NOW

Me: *hits Dipper over the head with a baseball bat*

Dipper: *falls unconcious*

Bill: Oh MY FUCKING GOD I WILL KILL YOU

Me and Sis: CATCH US IF YOU CAN *troll face, run away*

Bill: GET BACK HERE

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Mabel: I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED

Bill, Me and Sis: OH SHIT RUN FOR IT *runs away*

Mabel: NO ONE HURTS MY BRO *throws knifes* GET BACK HERE

(well this turned intresting)

Bill: *hides in closet*

Mabel: DIPPER I DONT THINK YOU SHOULD GET UP

Dipper: MABEL im fine ok im not brain damaged

Mabel: *whispers* pretend you died

Dipper: *whispers back* ok

Me, Sis, Bill: I HEARD PINETREE/ DIPPER

Mabel: Nope you killed him *secret troll face*

Bill: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me, Sis: OH SHIT *throws bat at Bill*

Bill: *burns bat* I WILL SEND BOTH OF YOU TO HELL

Me: HOLY SHIT *points at dipper* DIPS LAUGHING

Bill: *turns around* PINETREE *tackles Dipper*

Dipper: Bill im fine *tries to get out of grasp*

Bill: *picks dipper up bridal style* Im taking you upstairs*

Dipper: *tries to get out of grasp* nope nope nope nope nope

Bill: *holds tighter, then kisses Dipper*

Me: *trying not to nosebleed* HOLY FUCK SO CUTE

Sis: wow Tails calm down

Me: *tackles sis* NOPE

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