Dare and ask Billdip and other ppl

Finally updating

from: beawesome4life

I dare Bill and Dipper to stalk everyone

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Bill: YAY *puts on stalker outfit*

Dipper: oh fuck BILL NO NO OUTfIT

Bill: *grabs a dipper sized version* aww come on pine tree

Dipper: *grabs holy water* BILL I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL MURDER YOU

Bill: *drops outfit* ok ok ok ok ok ok ok calm down kid

Dipper: *calms down* ok i'm calm lets just start stalking and see people's reactions

Bill: *takes out list he made* ok first is Double S LETS GO

Dipper: fuck

---------------target one: Mabel Pines----------------------

Mabel: *sits down* hey waddles do you ever get the feeling someone is watching

Dipper: *is hiding in closet*

Bill: *hiding out the window*

Mabel: *picks up waddles* it's super weird OH WELL

Waddles: oink *picks up glitter bottle in mouth*

Mabel: your right waddles WE NEED MORE GLITTER HURRY *rushes off*

Dipper: *follows Mabel* wow

Bill: *grabs spiders and chuckles evily* hehehehehe

(2 hours later)

Dipper: what's taking her so HOLY SHIT *faints*

Bill: *starts laughing*

Mabel: *jumps off forklift* GREAT JOB WADDLES PUT HER OVER HERE

Waddles: *puts glitter in room* Oink Oink

Mabel: *realises* where is dip dot he was supposed to be here at 7:00 which is Bill's cuddle time so that's why i always call him down XD

Bill: *glares at Dipper* 

Dipper: *Telepathiclly* what it's not my fault she made me keep a secret

Bill: wait how can you read minds only magicly talented people can do that

Dipper: oh fuck

Bill: *realises* HOLY SHIT PINE TREE YOUR MAGICAL

Mabel: *rushes to window* BILL YOU JACK ASS WHERE IS DIPPER?

Bill: *grabs dipper* not with you TIME TO CUDDLE *rushes away*

-------------- target 2: Stan Pines--------------

Dipper: *turns invisible* 

Bill: *shapeshifts into rug*

Stan: *comes in* Ahhh time to count the money

Bill: *shouts* HEY FEZ

Stan: *turns around* ok Dipper haha very funny you knucklehead

*nobody comes out*

Dipper: *snickers* this gets him back for all the wolfboy costume

Bill: I still want to see you in that outfit

Dipper: Nope

(sorry i have to cut it here will update soon)