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From: Kaniharitama*give Dipper a Dream catcher* I dare Dipper to Catch Bill!

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Bill: OH FUCK

Dipper: *Smiles evily* OH BILL GET OVER HERE

Bill: *cowers in corner* PINE TREE STAHP

Dipper: *holds dream catcher closer* this is what you get for doing pg-13 shit on a date night

Bill: *holds his head* IM SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T USE THAT THING

Dipper: *pulls it back a little* Why are you scared of these*

Bill: *Breaths* Because Pine tree they are fucking assholes for dream demons

Me: *bursts into the room in human form* I HEARD BILL BEING TORTURED I HAVE THE CAMERA

Sis: *gives me death glare* No sis that is a shitty idea

Dipper: *looks over* i don't know

(both of them smile evily and start laughing and Bill and my sis are in a corner looking at us like we are psyco's)

Me: *sets up the video camera* ok Dip start in 3....2.....1 *camera starts rolling*

Dipper: *grabs giant dream catcher* Bill this is how i take sweet revenge heheheheheheheheheheh

Bill: *shakes* Pine tree you have gone insane!!!!

Dipper: No i haven't Bill you made me have to do this

Bill: *suddenly force kisses Dipper* Please Pine tree snap out of it

Dipper: *wakes up* wha- what happened Bill why am i holding a dreamcatcher

Me: *wakes up* ugh my head Dipper all i remember is this strange light and all of a sudden i was in the mindscape and so were you

Bill: *gasps* WHAT

Sis: *facepalms* what did you touch

Me: Nothing

Dipper: Well except those awesome ancient ruines

Me: yeah those were cool *high fives*

Sis and Bill: REALLY YOU TWO START TOUCHING ANCIENT RUINS

Me and Dipper: *laugh* Yes we have

#Plottwist

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from: Meower101

Dipper I dare you to act like a cat and follow bill when you are wear this *give him cat ears and tail*

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(Bill doesn't know about the dare)

Dipper: oh no

Me: *grabs cute bell collar* he Dipper wanna turn into a actual cat and try to annoy the fuck out of Bill

Dipper: Yep Let's go and see what happens *rushes downstairs*

Me: *chases after*

(In the living room)

Bill: Ugh i'm bored *hears cat meows* what the hell

Mabel: *rushes in with Dipper in cat form* Bill i found this really adorable cat we have to keep him and his partner

Bill: *looks away* Ok Double S *realisation strikes* wait a second

Dipper: *uses mind powers* Oh shit Retreat RETREAT

(both cats rush off to the attic to figure out how to go about this)

Me: Ok how about i change our colors to something different

Dipper: no Bill can sense magic

Me: ok how about we fake our deaths

Dipper: ok that actually sounds fun

Me: ok let's make a plan *takes out utensils*

(after planning)

Me: Ok Dip operation Nine Lives is a go hopefully this works

Dipper: *smiles and nods* me too

(makes injured clones of themselves seriously injured on the ground)

Me: ok so now what did you call them

Dipper: *hangs up* omg they are all screaming and they are rushing around and im laughing my ass off

Me: Omg we might want to leave now

(Hides in bush)

Bill: *sees the bodies* NONONONONONONONONONONONONO PINE TREE *rushes over*

Sis: *knows about the prank and is in on all of it*

Bill: *rushes him back to the shack* don't worry Pine tree hang in there i have you

(two hours after they leave)

Dipper: *sighs* i can't belive they haven't noticed

Me: Yeah this has gotten boring *grabs a pine tree necklace* here is all your secret birth power that i told you about

Dipper: *gasps* ok might as well test it now *turns back human*

Me: *turns human* ok now lets go *starts walking back*

Dipper: *follows*

(they get back to the mystery shack with hoodies over their heads they hear sobs from the darkened window)

Dipper: *whispers* oh fuck we took this to far *peeks in*

Bill: *sittng with the dead body crying* Im so sorry Pine tree

Sis: *opens door* come on in Bill will be surprised *motions for Bill*

Bill: *dries his tears and comes over* Hello?

Dipper and Me: hello we have a surprise

Bill: ok

Dipper and me: *pull back the hoodies* hey Bill

Bill: *tackles Dipper to the ground* PINE TREE OMG KID I WAS SO WORRIED IF YOU EVER DO THAT STUNT AGAIN I WILL LOCK YOU UPSTAIRS GOT IT

Dipper: Yeah yeah Bill we pranked you :3

Me: *is laughing in the backround and yells* I PLANNED IT

Bill: *sets Dipper on the couch and turns deep red* YOU BITCH GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

Me: *runs away* NOPE BILL YOUR SLOW ASS STILL CANT CATCH ME NOW

(this went crazier then i thought but it was so fucking worth it)