Dare and ask Billdip and other ppl

GOMPERS!!!!

From: AngelaSmith997

I dare dipper to kiss gompers on the mouth (my personal fave)

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Dipper: WHAT IM NOT KISSING A GOAT

Mabel: AWW COME ON GOMPERS HAS A WIFE

Bill: *smashes through the door* YOU HAVE TO KISS WHO *turns red*

Dipper: Bill calm down i have to kiss Gompers the stupid goat

Bill: OMG YOU HAVE TO KISS A GOAT *starts laughing*

Mabel: Waddles is not going to be happy

Dipper: *grabs gompers* fine might as well get it over with

Gompers: *kisses dipper, whispers* you're a good kid, but i have a wife

Dipper: *kisses back* WTF WAS HE TALKING *throws gompers out window*

Mabel: NO GOMPERS WTH DIPPER *runs downstairs to see gompers on trampoline* ohh

Bill: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KISSED A GOAT *realises* Ohh shit

Dipper: what *opens journal* Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK

Mabel: *bursts through door* DIPPER WATCH YOU'RE MOUTH AND what

Bill: Gompers is my pet which means he is a dream demon

Dipper: and i think.... *looks at journal page* yep his kiss turns people into dream demon- *turns into a dream demon* well shit

Bill: yay you're a dream demon *hugs dipper*

Mabel: *finds human spell* i can turn you back it's no big deal

Dipper: *uses spell* IM MORTAL YES

Gompers: behhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mabel: GOMPERS NO CHEWING

Bill: Awww my plan didn't work

------------------------------------------- (afterwards lets just say bill had scars from stan)

from: me

I dare dipper to go into the forest without bill or mabel, and you can't return for a week

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Dipper: ohh i like this one it's really good

Mabel and Bill: *reads dare* WHAT

Dipper: *finishes packing* welp im ready bye guys

Mabel: bye

Bill: bye

Dipper: *teleports to forest* let me set up camp then read the journal *sets up camp*

Dipper: it's pretty lonely but i have friends in the forest *goes to lake* hey Lavander

Lavender: *swims up* hey dipper wanna hang out with the merpeople for a day

Dipper: ok *puts on mernecklace *transforms into merman* ok im ready lets go

Lavender: ok i'll get lunch ready

Lavender: *cooks lunch* we use magic fire if you want to know how we cook our food

Dipper: oh ok *eats lunch* yum lavender you make the best food ever