I Really Don't Know What Happened Here Or Why

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((Bored, Sleep Deprived, and hyped on absolutely nothing but my power to listen to the most retarded songs I can find on YouTube. I also hope the media shows))

~Normal World Conference for all the Hetalia Countries~

Greece: You know, we haven't heard from Queen in a really long time...

Romano: So? Do you want that psycho weirdo back here? 

Canada: She's not that bad... Just a little hyper when she sees us...

Germany: Nevertheless, I do agree with Greece, she's been missing for a rather strangely long amount of time.

England: And I for once agree with Romano. It's better to have her gone than have her here. She may not mean to be, but she is incredibly crazy.

Russia: I think she's a bit nice.

America: That's because you're both crazy people who act nice!

France: I think she's very nice~

England: *flicks France* Get your head out of the gutters for once, won't you? 

Italy: She's really pretty though!

*muffled music in the distance*

Netherlands: Oh no.

England: *hides under the conference table*

*music slightly intensifies*

Japan: *quietly shrinks back in his chair*

Spain: She's returned...

Queen: *bursts through the doors with the media playing at max volume, wearing a bunch of Hetalia merch, shutter shades, and a warfstache* I'M BACK~!

Estonia: Nope, I'm out *climbs out the window*

Lithuania: *trembling* Why does she have to be so loud?

Poland: Because being loud is fabulous!

China: *looks over at America* She's from you're country, you do something!

America: *points at England* HE'S UNDER THE TABLE QUEEN. HUG ALL YOUR INSANITY OUT.

England: You bloody git you blew my cover-!

Queen: *already hugging England* Too late. I'm back. And there's nothing you can do about it. 

{Most awkward and long way to say sorry for lack of updates today ever. But it was fun to write}

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