Most Normal People Vs. Me

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Normal People: omg a baby! so cute!

Me: CAN I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER PLEASE
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Normal People: *studies a world map for geography*

Me: *glances at a world map, tries not to laugh like an idiot, finds England, and proceeds to laugh like an idiot*
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Normal People: *sees a hot picture of their favorite actor* Oh my gosh he's so hot *mini fangirl attack*

Me: *sees a hot picture of England* *inhumane sounds* *falls off bed* *continues to flail around like a fish out of water* ARTHUR STOP
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Normal People: No, he's mine and only mine!

Me: Let us just share. I can have this version, and you can have the version of your choice. Deal?
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Normal People: *someone says their obsession is trash* NO IT IS NOT. RESPECT IT

Me: Yeah and so am I. Come at me skrub lord I'm ripped (¬_¬)
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Normal People: *10:00 PM* I should probably go to sleep...

Me: *dancing like an idiot* I LIKE GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY~ SPARKLE PARTY~ VERY GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY~
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Normal People: I love him so much... *has a few pictures of them on their phone, possibly their background*

Me: MY SMOL CHILD *has over 150 pictures, has set them as my phone and laptop background, proceeds to ship them with myself, gets other people to ship me with them, writes an entire fanfic about it*
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Normal People: I wish I could go to that one country... It's probably beautiful there... *starts saving up for a plane ticket*

Me: I WANNA GO TO THAT COUNTRY BECAUSE ACCENTS AND TEA AND I NEED TO FIND OUT IF THE PERSONIFICATION OF IT IS REAL *purchases a bunch of crud with that country's flag on it*
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So that's just a few things.

I dunno why I made this, it just seemed fun.

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