Deeper Into A Fangirl's Thoughts

I Need To Reevaluate My Life Choices ._.'

Okay, it's 1:15 AM

-I'm up that late almost every night

-I'm listening to the media that early in the morning

-I enjoy MLG parodies

-I have over 155 pictures of APH England on my phone. I don't really remember when I started collecting but it hasn't been long enough for that to be a reasonable amount in the timespan I've collected them

-My sick obsession with anything British, from the APH character to the actual flag, to honestly wanting scones more than I should

-I would proudly wear my U.K. flag t-shirt, earrings, bracelet, and socks on the Fourth of July because both flags are red white and blue. Can't even correct me on that.

-I have an entire fanfic dedicated to the ship between a fictional character and I

-I have another fanfic shipping two other fictional characters and I take that fanfic much more seriously than I should

-This book exists. And it's a sequel to a book just like it. I'm about to make a third one.

-The prequel to this book used to be entirely dedicated to fangirling over Markiplier, but now it's mostly Hetalia with a few random life updates about my cat or how socially awkward I am.

-I am socially awkward. I look like a potato and I've sworn to myself I won't date until high school because middle school dating just doesn't make sense. Sure, you can have a girlfriend/boyfriend or whatever but it shouldn't turn into a reality tv show

-I've gotten way off track from what I was originally talking about

-I'm using dashes instead of bullets to mark these

-I have more reader insert books than the reading list limits allow on Wattpad

-I sleep in my bed backwards on purpose

-I laugh at world maps and globes shamelessly

-I almost cry at all the comments on any milestone chapter I make. Again, shamelessly. You guys are amazing ;w;

-I have made an entire roleplay book where all of the scenarios turn into ship-fests. And those make me happy~

-I cannot speak any German, Italian, Japanese, or Romanian but I can sing a few songs in those languages almost flawlessly

-I'm fluent as hell in English but when I try to sing in English I sound like a dying goat

-I made this chapter. Yep. Counting that as something I need to reevaluate.

-I can't spell almost anything without autocorrect but I can type supercalifragilisticexpialidocious perfectly.

-I literally hate babies. I am a terrible person and I don't understand why people think I'm nice

-I look and act like an innocent cinnamon roll, but I read and sometimes fantasize about smut/lemon shamelessly.

-I cannot dance to save my life even though I spent two years in ballet and jazz dance classes.

-I'm addicted to Japanese emoticons (￣▽￣)

-I'll shamelessly admit that I'm a weeaboo. I'm a sucker for anything Japanese. Pocky? Heck yeah. Anime? Sign me the heck up. Manga? Read the crud out of it.

-I censor most of my curse words, but other times I curse like a sailor.

-This is one of my longest chapters, and it's all about my flaws. Wonderful.

-I consider myself SuperWhoLocked even though I haven't watched any SPN yet, and I've only watched the first episode of Sherlock. I'm really just a Whovian in denial.

-I had the perfect chance to be the girlfriend of a really nice guy, seeing as we both had a crush on each other at the same time and we both confessed, but I ended up going for a British guy. And even then we just became friends after a year. I'm an idiot.

-Sometimes I annoy my friends on purpose. I'm a jerk.

I think that's enough.

Yep.

Just a bunch of things about me you may or may not know.

I'm a terrible person.

I'm probably going to have a lawn chair right next to Satan's throne waiting for me when I die.

Whatever.

I'd proudly sit next to him and continue shipping 2P!me with 2P!Spain.

I mean what.

Good night .-.