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You Accidentally Hit Their Crotch

Requested by the lovely ZoeHallB9971! I hope you like it because I probably had to much fun writing it XD try and count how many different names I used for the Willy Nelson- if you get my drift :)

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Tony:

You were trying to convince your boyfriend- Tony Stark- to get out of the lab when you snagged the tool he was using from his hands and ran away before he could catch you. Now, you were on one side of his workspace as he stood across from you with a wide smirk watching as you played chicken and tried to get him off his game.

'You can't run all day, Baby Girl.' He said raising a brow.

You make a break for your left but due to your back instinct- Tony went the same way and engulfed you in a hug. He began tickling your sides making you squirm under his touch until he tickled your neck and you instantly raised your knee trying to push him away. Not only did your knee manage to push him away- it also managed to hit him in the crotch which resulted in him slowly crumbling to the ground while holding his injured family jewels.

'Oh my goodness, Tony, are you okay?' You asked leaning down next to him as he shut his eyes trying to push away the pain.

'J-Just help me upstairs.' He strained out.

You held his hand and helped him up the stairs where he spent the rest of the day watching Netflix and icing his friend. Let's just say you managed to get him out of lab for a while.

Steve:

You were watching a movie with him when you fell asleep. You had your legs rested on him and as soon as a loud noise played from the screen your heel jammed into his male bits. He let out a low grunt before holding his breath trying not to wake you from your seemingly peaceful slumber. The pain became too much and he- as softly as he could- moved your feet and tried to stretch out the pain he was feeling. You woke up and saw him leaning against the wall as he breathed as if he was doing yoga.

'Steve-' You said touching his shoulder softly.

He didn't reply and that's when you knew something was wrong.

'Honey, what's wrong?' You pursued.

He simply looked at you and smiled weakly.

'Your heel and my-' He paused searching for the right word.

'Pant snake.' He finished with a slight blush.

You instantly gasped and helped him to your bedroom where you insisted on reading to him while his pain went away. Even a super soldier couldn't deny that a kick to the crotch was painful.

Clint:

He was teaching you to spar just as you'd been asking for years. Finally, you seemed to be getting the hang of it when you pinned him down and heard him whimper slightly.

'Oh- did I hurt you Clint?' You asked hastily getting off of him as he rolled into a fetal position and squeezed his eyes tightly shut.

He raised a hand to silence you and that's when you noticed that he was holding his male area. You knelt next to him and played with his hair in hopes to calm him down.

'D-Did I kneel on it when I took you down?' You whispered.

He shook his head to say no when Natasha walked in and took in the scene.

'Did you do the Agent no-no?' She asked with a slightly smirk.

You blushed unaware what it was until Natasha elaborated.

'Accidently nailing their hammer before they fall so they'll become weaker and easier to finish.'

Clint merely pointed at you and nodded. Natasha let out a laugh before walking to the first aid area and tossing you an ice pack.

'You'd think after the amount of times it's happened to him he'd get used to it.' She said making you laugh slightly.

You helped Clint to the bench as he iced himself.

'I'll never get used to that but good job on the sparring, Babe.' He said kissing your temple and smirking slightly showing you how much of a trooper your boyfriend really was.

Bruce:

Bruce wasn't much for sports so when you guys were invited to Tony's beach volleyball tournament he wasn't exactly excited to go. You managed to lug him along with you so now you were playing doubles with him on your team versus Tony and James Rhodes. Rhodey sent the ball towards you but Bruce ran towards it at the same time causing you both to crash and land in a heap. Your knee hit something it shouldn't have and the minute you both hit the ground you heard Tony and James groaning just watching the sight.

'Banner, it'll be okay- just don't turn green.' Tony said running over to where you both lay on the sand.

Rhodey helped you back to your feet as you saw Tony trying to calm down Bruce as he resisted the tinge of green arriving on his skin. Pushing Tony aside slightly, you sat carefully next to Bruce before cradling his head in your lap and flattening his curls.

'Brucie, I'm sorry I hurt you.' You cooed hoping your voice would calm him down as it had many time before.

He grunted in reply but before your worries were too much- he slowly sat into a sitting position.

'We'll give you an extra point because that looked really painful-' Tony said before you glared at him and brought Bruce to the sidelines.

Let's just say he didn't go to the next few sporting parties Tony held.

Bucky:

He was teaching you a dance from the 40's and you were finally getting the hang of it.

'Now, we'll freestyle!' He chimed happily before grabbing your hand and spinning you into his embrace.

He spun you out again but not before dipping you. Thinking his grip on you was loose you tried regaining your footing which somehow resulted in your knee ending up nailing him in his baby Bucky maker. He tried his best to set you down carefully but the pain became too much for him when he fell to the ground and you stumbled next to him. His brown tassels covered his face as he took in deep breathes.

'B-Bucky-' You said crawling towards his shaking form.

He simply grunted a reply causing you to walk closer and brush his brunette hair away from his shut eyes. After a few minute of your encouraging words- he sat up and sighed.

'And you said dancing was a good idea.' You joked with a pang of guilt in your voice.

'It still is.' He said smirking slightly before pecking your lips and pulling you up with him.

'We'll just try something slow now- very slow.' He said wincing slightly before you laughed and hugged him tightly.