When we arrived at Jehari's apartment, I removed my shirts and laid on her living room floor.
"Baby, what are you doing?" She laughed, standing over me.
"Chillin'. Whatchu doing?" I kicked my feet up behind me.
"On the floor though Montana?"
"Uh, yeah." I said in a duh tone.
"But why?"
"Ssh my precious Juliet. You ask too many questions. Now hand me the 'mote would ya darlin'?"
Jehari laughed at me and handed me the remote. I turned on the TV and found Stomp the Yard playing.
"Damn shame how they killed my nigga Chris. He should've went home. Peer pressure is a bitch." I mumbled.
When the movie was on the part where DJ dissed the ol timers, a knock came on the door.
I got up and answered it, seeing JoJo and Kelly.
"Wassup y'all?" I greeted, letting them in.
"Nigga you stay over here." Kelly said.
"He really do."
"Haters."
I went back and laid on the floor as everyone else sat on the couch.
"Why is your man laying on the floor?" I heard JoJo ask.
"He crazy." Jehari giggled.
"And I'm grown." I said, still watching the movie.
My phone rung and I looked at it. It was Mello gay ass, so I answered.
"What you fucker?!" I yelled, putting him on speaker.
"Bitch, yo daddy a fucker!"
"Yo daddy a fucker too hoe!"
"Suck my balls you slut!"
Jehari
I told Kelly and JoJo to be quiet when Romeo answered the phone. His conversations with Romello were always funny as hell.
As they went back and forth, we silently laughed.
"Suck my balls you slut!" I heard Romello say.
"Shut the fuck up you Trey Burke wanna be!" Romeo yelled back.
"At least I'm not named after a stupid ass muthafucka who committed suicide when clearly his girlfriend was alive. Shakespeare lookin ass fuck boy!"
"Bitch that play is the most famous play in the world. Even if I wasn't famous, I'm still famous you Mama's boy!"
"Fuck you Romeo!"
"Fuck you too Romello!"
"Anyways, where you at?"
"Jehari crib."
"Ask her if I can come over."
Romeo turned to me and I nodded, still holding in my laughter.
"Yeah, you can come."
"Aight."
"I'll text you her address."
"Cool. Later dude."
"Later."
Once they hung up, JoJo, Kelly, and I fell out laughing.
"What was that?" Kelly asked through laughter.
"They always talk like that."
Fifteen minutes later, a knock came on the front door and Romeo answered. Romello and Ty came in being loud and picking with Romeo.
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Pretty Is
Ficción General"Pretty is what pretty does, you'll always be pretty because you're still filled with love." •Lyfe Jennings
