Ouran Host Club Hostess (DISCONTINUED)

Beaches and Competitions

Up there is Kyoko in Nina's Cafe Maid dress carry on......

You know, when someone says next time, you assume that they mean maybe in a week or two. Maybe a month. Nope, when the Host Club says next time they mean approximately 24 hours from now.

These people sure don't waste any time.

Haruhi and I blinked at the twins in confusion. We had just been reading together at one of the tables. Haruhi was studying, and I was trying to finish the unabridged version of Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland when the twins beset upon us with their news. "The beach?"

"Yes," they chorused cheerfully. "The beach!"

"The beach..." Haruhi repeated. I could tell she couldn't even remember what she had said yesterday about wanting to go to the beach. I grinned and shook my head. My cousin really needs to learn to stop saying and doing things in the heat of the moment.

"Don't you remember?" Hikaru asked. "You said it before..."

"...that you wouldn't mind wanting to go to a real beach," Kaoru reminded my cousin of her previous words.

"Did I?" I facepalmed at her lack of memory.

"Yes, you did," I told her. "It was just yesterday, remember? However, I'm confused," I arched an eyebrow at the twins. "Didn't we just visit Kyouya-senpai's Aqua Garden thing yesterday?" They nodded simultaneously. "Then isn't this a bit much?" They shook their heads, and then stepped back to gesture to the huge array of swimsuits that I hadn't noticed before.

How did I not see any of that?

"And so...we've prepared swimsuits for you!" They pointed to a mannequin with a pink, bikini swimsuit with a lot of frills. "They look cute, don't they?" They did, but Haruhi looked like she wanted to throw up. "With your flat-as-a-board chest, you can fool people just by wearing our uniform..."

A sign appeared in front of Haruhi with an arrow pointing to her chest. Ms. A-Cup.

"...and so having her wear a one-piece to expose her meagre body would just draw tears," Hikaru finished. I sweatdropped at his bluntness. "And so," they chorused. "We chose this bikini as it skilfully covers up the problem with frills!"

I patted my annoyed cousin on the back. "You guys, that was mean," I told them, frowning slightly. "You shouldn't talk about that stuff so freely!"

"Oh, Kyo-koi, we didn't forget about you!" The twins grabbed me. Goddammit, I really hoped you had. "As you can see, Kyoko has no problem in that department..."

A sign appeared with an arrow pointing at my chest. Ms. D-Cup. HOLY SHIT, GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

"...and so she is able to wear a large variety of swimsuits, but we chose this one for her..." they revealed a strapless, dark blue one-piece with a thin halter neck. It had a rather low back as well. "...as it accentuates her curves and skin tone to perfection!"

"And because Hikaru wanted to see her in it," Kaoru suddenly added.

"Oi, she wasn't supposed to know that!" Hikaru blushed furiously. Before anyone could comment on that out of character move for the twins, Tamaki suddenly appeared and smacked the two of them with a baseball bat.

"How dare you keep harassing my precious daughters?" He yelled. "That's quite...ENOUGH!" His anger had driven the twins to crouch behind Haruhi and I's table.

"So...we're not going to the beach then?" They asked, apparently back in character, leaving me to wonder about Kaoru's sudden statement.

"Who said we're not?" Tamaki said.