Ouran Host Club Hostess (DISCONTINUED)

Halloween at Night

It took some more screaming, but I finally managed to get the twins to hand over the paper, and then I had to scream more for Renge to agree to change the ending to something less...sexual.

The twins pouted by my sides as we walked towards the clubroom. Because of our class-bonding exercise, we wouldn't be able to come for club activities for the rest of the week. "Aw," they both whined. "You could have at least let us save a copy of the original. We liked the ending!" I shot them both a quick glare, and they sighed dramatically, and then grinned at each other.

"Maybe someday we'll get to do it for real..."

I twitched and a red flush overtook my cheeks. "Don't say such embarrassing things!" I yelled, and then I grabbed Haruhi's wrist and walked faster so I wouldn't have to see the matching smirks on their faces. "Damn perverts," I scowled as they laughed behind me.

My cousin blinked at me. "I feel like I'm missing something here."

"You are, and I'm not about to tell you."

The Host Club was in full swing by the time we reached the Third Music Room. The curtains had been changed to black netting, and drawn over the windows so that the room was shrouded in darkness. There were paper cut-outs of ghouls and pumpkins dangling from the ceilings and pasted to the walls. For lighting, there were candles set in cute little pumpkin stands, along with tiny glimmering lights.

I ooh-ed appreciatively and took in the newly remodelled music room. "They did a good job with the decor."Haruhi nodded in agreement.

The rest of the Host Club members were dressed in their costumes, and were already engaged in their groups. Tamaki looked up at us from where he was seducing one of his customers. If she minded, she gave no inkling. Actually, she seemed mildly comatose. "You guys are late," he said. "Hurry up and get changed."

"Ah, until Halloween's over..." Hikaru began.

"...we're taking a break from club activities," Kaoru finished. "Have fun~!"

Tamaki promptly released the girl in his shock, and if she was annoyed by the sudden move (which I bet she was) then I wasn't paying attention. Honey blinked up at us curiously. "How come?"

I threw an arm around Haruhi's shoulder. "We have class activities and an event on Halloween, so we need to prepare," I explained. "We're probably going to be really busy so we won't be able to do anything club-related until it's over."

The Shadow King nodded, for once his costume actually fit his personality, and snapped his notebook shut. "Since it's a class activity, it can't be helped then," he decided, more or less giving his consent. I wondered what would have happened if he'd said no. "You've already taken your pictures for the yearbook, so that's fine for now."

"So yeah, we thought we'd let you all know," the twins hooked their arms into mine and dragged us away. "See you later~!" They chorused, while Honey-senpai waved at us and wished us good luck.

Of course, the only person not alright with the whole thing was Tamaki. "Wait, wait, wait!" He yelled after them. "Why are you taking my daughters?!" The twins stopped and blinked at him, before their faces morphed into creepy-as-hell smiles.

"Because they're in the same class as we are," Hikaru grinned widely. "Right, kitten?" Don't bring me into this.

Kaoru poked the cheek closest to him with his own smirk. "We'll be doing a special fear trial tournament at night on campus with them."

Tamaki's Inner Mind Midnight Theatre.

Now, I'm not sure what went on in Tamaki's head, but he promptly dissolved into screaming, overdramatic heap and started panicking, as well as yelling a number of strange things such as: "WHAH! WHAT IF MY DAUGHTERS GET SCARED AND HUG THEM?! NOOOOOOOO!"